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[fooligans]

🧙 WHO: Akira & others
⚔️️ WHAT: Closed threads
🕒 WHEN: Throughout May
🗺️ WHERE: Various locations
⚠️ WARNINGS: N/A, will update if necessary
📝 NOTE: If you'd like a thread with Akira, PM this journal or hit me up at koohii!

Comments

event / schadenfreude / weiss

[fooligans]

[ While it's not Akira's first time seeing the stocks—he's seen quite a few devices on the courtesy of the Velvet Room—it's definitely his first time examining them from this perspective.

Trapped between planks, Akira's completely at mercy of the audience and whoever decides to come closer. If he's seeing right, the vendor is making cash on tomatoes of all kinds, so at least he's aware of what's about to come in a moment.

A few ripe tomatoes fly just above his head and it's just a matter of time that someone will finally manage to aim it just right. ]

Tomato juice was never my favorite, to be honest...

I'M SO LATE GOMEN

[schmisse]

[ This is probably the strangest challenge she's ever participated in. Though. . . she's not quite sure if this is challenge to begin with? She does not look impressed.

From the crowd, Akira will find one familiar white haired lady. Fortunately for him, she's not holding any fruit or vegetables to throw. ]

This really seems all so uncivilised. [ Yes, she did just insult the entire population. They all look at her as if she just said something so vulgar, too. ] What? Why would you even throw food at a person?! Do you think this is a game? And what a waste of resources!

[ Sounds like a fight might end up brewing here... ]

NO NEED TO BE GOMEN, it's all good

[fooligans]

[ Akira notices something weird—people gathered around to throw food at him suddenly lost interest in him. His field of vision is a bit limited, yet he notices them circling a white-haired girl. ]

Hey, I'm right here!

[ While he appreciates not having tomatoes and such slammed right into his face, he'd rather not have it happen at someone else's expense. ]

I'm allergic to some vegetables, come and find out which ones!

[ Even if it's a bluff, Akira hopes it'll work. ]

kill me please

[schmisse]

What?

[ THIS GUY IS GOING TO GIVE HER A HEADACHE!! Weiss may have made a scene and started yelling at the audience, but now she's going to yell at him too! ]

Are you an idiot! You could die from allergies!

[ But the people don't seem to care. They're picking out the bigger fruits from their pile... ]

shhhh it's all good (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

[fooligans]

[ While Akira isn't exactly surprised that the people are going for the biggest fruits and vegetables, he can't exactly reassure Weiss that this is just a dumb bluff to attract their attention. ]

Unless someone saves me...!

[ He's going to get scolded for bluffing like this and most likely pay for this stunt with frozen yogurt later on. ]