Fate/Cupid

[unknowntodeath]

🧙 WHO: Archer (EMIYA) & You
⚔️️ WHAT: February Catch-All
🕒 WHEN: February
🗺️ WHERE: Around Camelot
⚠️ WARNINGS: Archer is being a troll.


A: Cupid's Arrow Beta Testing
(also known as: how Archer formed a harem)


[Archer has no real desire to become nobility or a knight, but he's definitely bored so occasionally doing quests has become a thing. Hearing about the Beta testing for cupid arrows certainly sounded interesting.

Armed with an archery set, he sets out to walk around finding targets. Some of them are personal, most are as random as can be. Mostly people that either look like they aren't the type to be all amorous or just look plain grumpy.

Or just very, very random.

Either way, it could be anyone and he mostly tries to remain hidden so he doesn't get caught.]


B: Consequences
(also known as: how Archer regrets life)

[Firing arrows at so many people was a funny idea and certainly kept him entertained... until it totally backfired on him. He never intended any of them to get attracted to him and now there were multiple people attracted to him.

Archer is definitely not hiding from any of them in different places like the broom closet at the inn, a group on boxes on the streets or behind a tree. Just avoiding. Yeah.

Once someone he's avoiding has passed he looks at someone nearby.]

Did they go out of sight?


C: More cooking

[Cooking has more or less become a stress relief for Archer. Usually he prepares meals in advance for himself and maybe Rin and Saber but sometimes he leaves some food for anyone to grab.

Today's menu is based on Italian dishes, so there's a nice scent of herbs and pasta coming from the hotel common kitchen.]


D: Wildcard

Hit me up in PM's or sasageyo to plot something else.

Comments

[unknowntodeath]

[Archer thinks about the offer for a while before nodding.]

You could finish the salad. There are still some ingredients that need to be chopped into good sized pieces.

[phoenixwiz]

Thanks, I’ll get into that right away.

(So Harry begins to chop the remaining salad ingredients into appropriately sized pieces and put them with the rest of the salad as soon as he finishes chopping them.)

[unknowntodeath]

Thank you, for offering to help. I realize now that I may have been a bit too ambitious.

[Hence why the salad was still on the works.]

[phoenixwiz]

You’re welcome, I’m glad to be of any help. I often love to help out with a friend’s mum at the kitchen back in my world.

[unknowntodeath]

It's a nice habit, cooking together. Has she taught you a lot?

[phoenixwiz]

Quite a lot, she is like a mother to me ever since I met her family years ago. Her family is the closest thing I could have for family back home.

(Though Harry is not feeling ready with telling Archer about his rocky family life with dead parents and terrible relatives just yet.)