Happy Birthday! U・ﻌ・U

[irritated]

🧙 WHO: Taichi Nanao arf, Hikaru Hitachiin irritated, and everybody Hikaru invited.
⚔️️ WHAT: Taichi's birthday party! Everybody be merry.
🕒 WHEN: October 11th
🗺️ WHERE: Party venue
⚠️ WARNINGS: If there is anything that happens, please just warn for it in your comment! But it's a party. Should be nothing.




It is Taichi's 18th birthday and the party is 50s diner themed. Not because Taichi is about to go and join some greasers sort of deal but most of his favorite foods could be found in a diner so why not go with a theme? From the bright red diner tables and the random fake license plates hung around, the setting looks exactly like a 50s diner. There are waiters and waitresses dressed up to play the role, with the girls rolling around on roller skates to refill/replace the basket of fries at every table and offer either soda or water to everybody around. There's party games, music, and more. Random people in business suits that you don't know? Shh, pay it no mind.

MENU
If you want healthy* options? Sorry, you're out of luck. Hamburgers, hot dogs, fries, onion rings, and any type of soda you can imagine. Dessert? This sweet tooth overload. Check your diet at the door today.
*There is salad.

MUSIC
In the jukebox for a small fee, you can choose among the different songs there are. However, you will not find any oldies but just different rock songs. There are a couple of strange dance songs (what the hell is a salsa slip?) and a slow song in case anybody wants to have a moment. No matter the song you choose, it doesn't really fit with the 50s theme.

GAMES
You know what else doesn't fit the 50s theme? The arcade games. There's games similar to tetris, some type of alien invader looking game, fighting games, some racing games, and some game called Glutton Dude where you just try to eat a lot. However, there is a pinball machine so this isn't entirely anachronistic here.

[note: feel free to do whatever. the sky is truly the limit here.]

Comments

[irritated]

That's why I said stuff. [Like that's sexier? He knows it isn't but...

Also.]

Besides, we also have to get. Um, you know. [He leans in close to murmur in Taichi's ear:] Lube.

[He has never felt more embarrassed in his life than to say one word. Is that even a sexy word? He doesn't think it is.]

[arf]

...I just thought about how that's gonna feel so I think we need to go now before I ruin my own birthday party.

[ He's definitely flushed now. ]

[irritated]

Now?

[He was still trying to get his head wrapped around the idea that him and Taichi were going to be doing this.]

[arf]

W-Well! [ Oop, too loud. He lowers his voice to a frantic whisper. ] It's your fault for talking about l-o-o-b. [ He just spelled it wrong while spelling it out, sorry. ]

[irritated]

[Hikaru hisses:] L-u-b-e! [But then he's smiling and kissing Taichi's cheek.]

Idiot. [Said fondly because it's always a pet name when he says it that way.]

[arf]

L-u-b-e!

[ Taichi repeats the spelling like he's actually going to remember it. ]

I'm your idiot. [ A beat. ] It's okay, right? My party is awesome, I just want you so much I can't contain it. [ He knows Hikaru put a lot of work into it, if Hikaru wants them to stay, he will stay. ]

[irritated]

God, you're just saying all of this. [Taichi is always openly affectionate and Hikaru doesn't hide his affection either but there's something embarrassing about it when Taichi had just asked about having sex with the first time.]

It's fine. I need to give some orders to the staff but we can go. I'm just...[The blush is speaking enough for him.]

[arf]

Adorable.

[ Kissing that blushing cheek. Then reaching behind and giving a very subtle butt pinch before winking. ] Okay, go do you! I'll go wait by the door!

[irritated]

Shut up.

[But he's hardly mad or annoyed as he's pouting.

He's only gone for five minutes, letting the staff know what to say if they're asked about the birthday boy. What they need to do, when to make sure the party is officially done, and everything else. It's the typical stuff when you're running a party to this level.
Once he feels confident in leaving, he goes back to Taichi.]

'Kay. Um. Pick stuff up and then hotel. [He's gotten the blush under control when talking to people but now that he's back with Taichi, it's back in full force.]

[arf]

[ Taichi waits by the door like a dog waiting to get taken for a walk.

...Or, more aptly, a dog waiting to get a bone.

When Hikaru gets back to him, Taichi goes for his hand. He's definitely going to hold his hand the whole way if Hikaru doesn't object to it. ]

Since.. you know, I've never, and you've never, do we need eggplant bags? [ 🤔 Is that better than safety gloves? Taichi's been waiting and thinking about it and it's really one less thing to have to worry about buying... ] I can't get pregnant, anyway.

[irritated]

Egg...plant bags...? [He's staring in confusion until he figures it out.] Condoms. You mean condoms. [Damn it, Taichi.

He shakes his head.]

I guess you have a point, though? Everything I read just said...but, I mean. I know you haven't ever done anything before. [Nice, Hikaru.]