[What else do you even say to that?! Kadoc has to stop to literally facepalm, grinding his nose against the heel of his hand, because it is the only appropriate reaction he can think of to being asked in public by a stranger if he's here to buy porn. There's something familiar about this relationship already, but that doesn't mean he has to like it!
Then he tips his face just barely out of his hand to hiss at Kotarou, sparing him only enough dignity required to squint at him with one eye.]
Coffee. I'm here for coffee. What the hell? Why would I discuss my porn habits with some rando, in public?
[ . . . Wait a second, they probably do need to actually purchase porn in person from a venue here in Camelot, don't they? Camelot doesn't have Pornhub. Does it? Kadoc has not exactly had this on his mind since arriving here, and this isn't even the first place he's found himself in that situation, recently at that, but it's not like he's not at all interested in the answer—
That's a problem for Later Kadoc. Much, much later. Dammit, why does he have to be wondering about that now?]
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[What else do you even say to that?! Kadoc has to stop to literally facepalm, grinding his nose against the heel of his hand, because it is the only appropriate reaction he can think of to being asked in public by a stranger if he's here to buy porn. There's something familiar about this relationship already, but that doesn't mean he has to like it!
Then he tips his face just barely out of his hand to hiss at Kotarou, sparing him only enough dignity required to squint at him with one eye.]
Coffee. I'm here for coffee. What the hell? Why would I discuss my porn habits with some rando, in public?
[ . . . Wait a second, they probably do need to actually purchase porn in person from a venue here in Camelot, don't they? Camelot doesn't have Pornhub. Does it? Kadoc has not exactly had this on his mind since arriving here, and this isn't even the first place he's found himself in that situation, recently at that, but it's not like he's not at all interested in the answer—
That's a problem for Later Kadoc. Much, much later. Dammit, why does he have to be wondering about that now?]