( he does not have an affinity for tentacles. tentacles have an affinity for him. )

It seems like there's little rhyme or reason behind the familiars chosen.

( why do some people have personas, but not their personas? why don't others? it's the kind of thing he tries not to think about too much because it just leads to a headache and nothing of value. )

Well, how about you get started with chopping the onions?

( and he will work on this cabbage. )