Dementor's Kiss doesn't sound like a kiss you'd like to get...

[ Especially, if it was supposed to be the first kiss. ]

We don't have magic, unfortunately. It's pretty normal, actually...but there's this group called the Phantom Thieves of Hearts. They're stealing the hearts of people who are known for their wrongdoings. That's as close to magic as you can get in my world, I think. Unless there's something I don't know.