You seriously don't need to big brother me . . .

[A lot of people do that to him, for some mysterious reason that surely has nothing at all to do with the fact that every aspect of his personality and appearance screams that he needs a little brotherly guidance. It couldn't be that!]

Coffee's fine. I'm a fan. You have a barista job here? . . . This place feels a little crazier every day.

[It's Camelot. It is Camelot, right? What do they have, SirTorBucks?]