Oh, that thing sure is. But this one– [ Stella digs into her pocket and pulls out a phone that can most kindly be described as extremely, unmistakably Stella's phone. It has so many charms hanging off it that it almost definitely qualifies as some sort of weapon. ] – sure isn't! And it's the one that's got all our stuff on it. So if I wanna send anything to anybody, I've gotta transfer the files over and it's SUCH a pain.

[ Her life is so hard, Ichi. Pity her. ]