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(open!) it's a rap-all instead of a catch-all ✨🐴✨
🧙 WHO: Sasara🎋 & you *holds the mic right up to ur face*🎤 (Really, anyone who still wants to get their magic upgraded!!)
⚔️️ WHAT: Momo's self-indulgent D–...Equine Rap Battle
🕒 WHEN: NOW!
🗺️ WHERE: Nicnevin
⚠️ WARNINGS: forced puns for the sake of bad rhymes
If our charas have CR, feel free to PM me for a different opening verse! 💝
[ What’s a rap battle between two people!? Or two people and a pony…?
Mari Lwyd’s rhymes have some horsepower, but Sasara holds the reins as the leader of Dotsuitare Honpo… ( Teh! Get it!? ) Suppose he’ll find out about winning the D.R.B. once he gets back home. Not that he’s just horsing about here (OK, ok…!).
Sasara’s regular hypnosis microphone transforms, more than at the push of a button, at his will. In this world it won’t do much for battling effects, but it lends a beat. ]
West by south word’s about, w-well–
Ain’t it straight from the horse’s mouth!?
I’ll belt some rhymes out, no doubt, take ya out
Hand me a blue ribbon, I’ll win that bout!
Mari Lwyd’s a real Neigh-sayer,
Tragic Comedy and Trainee MC, [ Sasara jabs his thumb in your character’s direction; that’s you! ] the top players!
Even so, we’ll treat ya with some grace
So why the long face!
⚔️️ WHAT: Momo's self-indulgent D–...Equine Rap Battle
🕒 WHEN: NOW!
🗺️ WHERE: Nicnevin
⚠️ WARNINGS: forced puns for the sake of bad rhymes
If our charas have CR, feel free to PM me for a different opening verse! 💝
[ What’s a rap battle between two people!? Or two people and a pony…?
Mari Lwyd’s rhymes have some horsepower, but Sasara holds the reins as the leader of Dotsuitare Honpo… ( Teh! Get it!? ) Suppose he’ll find out about winning the D.R.B. once he gets back home. Not that he’s just horsing about here (OK, ok…!).
Sasara’s regular hypnosis microphone transforms, more than at the push of a button, at his will. In this world it won’t do much for battling effects, but it lends a beat. ]
West by south word’s about, w-well–
Ain’t it straight from the horse’s mouth!?
I’ll belt some rhymes out, no doubt, take ya out
Hand me a blue ribbon, I’ll win that bout!
Mari Lwyd’s a real Neigh-sayer,
Tragic Comedy and Trainee MC, [ Sasara jabs his thumb in your character’s direction; that’s you! ] the top players!
Even so, we’ll treat ya with some grace
So why the long face!
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Somehow he thought working on his jokes would help this. ]
Y-Yeah, your face is long, buddy!
A skeleton rapping seems kinda wrong, what-y?
It's scary like a horror movie turned into a song. Ruddy!
But I guess I'm gonna do this before we're gone. Get lucky?
My rhythm's in my feet not my words, they're kinda cruddy. [ He grins and points back at Sasara. This is kinda fun even if he's definitely not good at it. ]
But if that guy takes it back we've got a chance- Laughs and Puppy!
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Ruddy, lucky, cruddy? Not so shoddy!
Ya got thyme? A bit'a rhyme never hurt nobody.
[ Except in the D.R.B. ]
Nurude and Nanao, mentor and cadet
Our duet, don't break a sweat [ Ya got this,
puppybuddy. Sasara gives him a pat on the shoulder. ]Got the mindset, dead set, make a bet
Painting broad strokes with the palette of the alphabet!
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Yo yo yo, get ready to see my mom's spaghetti!
Like my funny raps, you just aren't ready!
Linguine, fettuccine, lasagna, forget eet [ yes he just pronounced it like "ee" so he oculd get his "y" sound. ]
I'm on a mission Mari Lywd, show it ain't world-eats-doggy.
Arf! It's a doggy-dog world and I'm ready-freddy!
Show NuruGe I'm not sauce on the floor, paws are steady!
[ He holds his hand up like paws/fists he's just gonna lean into the dog thing for now. It's easy to think of stuff to say about it. Also he's hungry now? ]
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Sasara can get with that sorta energy (and doggy theme) too! ]
Spittin' rap that'll hound ya
Uwah! This kid's leaving me in awe!
Beat and flow un-leashed
Now that doggy-meets-world, lyrics un-fur-led
Ya gotta compete, stage 'n street
That bark's gotta be heard!
[ He also throws up a doggy paw! ]
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And then it starts rapping its challenge verse back at them, using magic to create a beat for itself.
`` I'm the monster of your nightmares, fears, destroying nerves,
Challenging children like you both way ahead of the curves.
You're nothing but a muddle of mutts making a musical mess,
Your barks have no bite in the face of just guess [ Mari's sharp teeth glint maliciously, as if on cue with the hissed words. ]
So let me in for a bite before I put you beneath
The ground, my mound, six feet under a wreath,
Give me all of your drinks, delicious bequeath,
Don't bark at me again or I'll neigh as I seethe... ``
..Well, it is a fae after all. Taichi's latched onto Sasara's arm and is clinging because IT'S HIS TURN HOW DOES HE GO AFTER THAT ATTACK!?
He whimpers softly, sounding very much like a pup, but keeps holding onto Sasara's arm. ]
Yeah.. yeah! You said it! You're ancient and you're ugly!
A scary freaking mess for someone rapping so smugly!
You can't have our food because my last verse made me hungry!
Arf arf arf arf arf, back off, old bones, you'll crumble and you'll have to say
[ He tries to make his voice all growly and deep like Mari Lwyd's but it doesn't sound accurate at all-- Taichi's voice is too high to imitate it. ] "Oh, fuck me!"
[ THE PUPPY SAID A NAUGHTY WORD. 'u' ]
MC DOPPO 👔 doppomine
bone-cold feet in front of a skeleton this show won't be so humerus. Eh-heh, suppose he's teased this guy before– but Sasara's material's not half as funny being mute-by-magic!Will they, won't they get on the same stage at the D.R.B... Rather than facing off in front of Chuo-ku, though, they're on the same team now. ]
Why the long face!? A-ah, hold up— [ Ahem... he's looking at Doppo, not Mari... ]
Err... Chin-up, I'll pull a grin up and kickup!
[ Hehe, there ya go! ]
Glass-eye, bone-dry and off-white, a real fright night
Ain't'cha just some sprite we gotta fight!?
Turn up the O-tone, full volume
This rap's post-hum but not doom-gloom
For the mane event, I'll stirrup some trouble
Nurude Sasara and DOPPO, make it double!
wth am i doing
Unlike these dumb feelings.He puts away any thoughts that have been distracting him for months to focus completely on what's in front of him. (How else can he rap battle otherwise?) The magic here still boggles his mind, so he is very much in a more comfortable zone when his speakers come out.
Even if they're battling against...a horse. These...puns...wow...
Doppo will just have to keep up! ]
When it comes to wordplay, look no further
Tragic Comedy's got puns that can murder
I know little about faes but one thing's for sure:
It's one thing to neigh, to say no to bad days
You're going to have to do more than just spout horse manure!
MC Mastermind 0️⃣ 😎 groundzeroes
[ They've been here for a while now and the D.R.B. and all its trials are far away, if waiting— Ah shucks, Sasara's grin says he doesn't believe Rei'd lose his rapping chops any time soon! He elbows his teammate's side, just kidding and all. ]
Teh– here we go!
Before I make a foal of myself I'll stop stalling
"Keep ballin'" [ 😎 ]
I'm a thoroughbred comedian
Jokes, gags and jabs, just genius
Wordplay's bohemian, haylarious, premium~
Between us? [ Rei and him, duh!! That's the way he points! ] Ya can't beat us!
The bon-horse( ...bonus... )'s an upgrade but–
Our bonheur's making our own fate!
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WA-OOH... -ENISHI-'s beat playing from the speakers 🥲]no subject
[Neither of them are serious, of course. Banter's part of the show! And these two are totally showboating.]
Playing the fool but those puns are no joke
Back in the saddle-- the audience stoked. [✨😎😆✨]
"You can lead a horse to water
but you just can't make it drink?"
Common sense so blinding that
your sight of victory shrinks.
MC Mastermind has got the reins
so in the flood you'll sink!
[BLAM BLAM KAPOWWWW oh wait this is avalon jk it doesnt hurt]
MC WISDOM 👨🏫 🌺 glossophobia
Teh! We got this one, Rosho, I'll start us off! [ With a beat and flow, and his mic buzzing as he gives it a kick and spin. ]
Hey! Our duo's steady, stable
Though, this rap here ain't fatal
Pony up! Wicked puns are my staple~
Ya don't wanna lose? Ya better hoof it!
Foaling around, all I do's improv it
Hay or neigh!? I'll stake some claim:
As it's pasture time, I'm taking the reins
Got WISDOM and Comedy, easy winnin' this game
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Obviously his first instinct is to high tail it and run out of there, but its always going to be Sasara that pulls him into situations he doesn't want to be a part of. Why do they even need to rap against this thing, why can't they just leave it alone?! Or punch it in the face! Both of those would be far better options. But before he can let out another shrieking demand to let him leave Sasara's already got that thrumming beat going as his rhymes start to flow. ]
Ya owe me so many puddings after this... [ Rosho hisses as his microphone takes its shape into the headset around his head. ]
Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
But being here definitely isn't where I wanna be
Are we off to the races? Who even entered us!
This ain't just steep competition
Its a creep as well
Something straight outta hell!
Just looking at this thing fills me full of dread
This ain't the job for a Top Breeder but an exorcist instead!
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( The puns are terrible, and exasperated muttering under her breath is the only thing which helps Kate hide the twitching of her lips at the long face comment.
Unfortunately, the long face comment also means that she has to think of a verse to work with this clown shoes beat, and not for the first time since they made their way to Nicnevin does Kate wonder: is power really worth this? You can be assured that Kate told Sasara explicitly that this doesn't get back to the old man before they set off on this particular adventure.
But the background to this isn't why we're here, is it? No, we're here because we love to make ourselves suffer by writing raps. ... At least it doesn't require Kate to sing, unless making Mari Lywd's non-existent ears bleed will somehow win them this match. )
Okay. Fine... Sure, why not?
Came all this way, I'll give it a shot
( She feels ridiculous, and it shows. )
This quest is a pain, gonna drive me insane
All to get power that's just out of frame
Rap's not my game but I'll crush it the same
Never needed to stay in my lane
Hand me the mic and I'll hand you the flame.
MC GIGOLO 🥂 champagnetower
...if Momo can squeeze out more horse puns.Sasara taps his mic against his chin, still that handheld, unassumingly grey model, and looks at Hifumi. That serious thinking expression turns into a grin. ] What'cha think about giving this some spice?[ With a buzz, kick and spin of the transformed mic, he means of course— ]
What's the menu here? Bone broth!?
Ah, looks like we're outta stock... [ Heh, bonus non-horse pun. ]
But these rhymes are gonna make Mari Lwyd froth!
First, chop some veggies, salt and pepper
And how about some butter, cheddar?
Ya know, whatever makes it taste better
Swish, swish [ Sasara motions like he's a server, tending a table. ] How to garnish this...?
...With a bit'a horseradish!
[ For the love of God, don't let him cook. ]
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[Surprising
no onehimself, it's been a long time since he last did any rapping! It was interesting living in worlds where that wasn't needed, but thanks to this moment, he remembered the importance of staying fresh. It's always a much needed weapon, even when you least expect it!Hifumi beams as he pulls out his mic. Yep, that still feels as good as ever!]
If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen! [He points at Sasara]
Don't get in the way if you're not gonna pitch in!
If you make a mess, you better clean up!
I won't treat you like a lost lil pup!
Don't ever take my kindness for granted!
Watch out before I leave you enchanted! [✨️✨️]