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[ She takes it automatically, though she does not try it on just yet, raising an eyebrow. He's good at the sales pitch, she can admit that much, but there's still a part of her that's wary. This is going to lead into something she's going to regret, isn't it?

But also, when has she ever let that stop her? ]

Okay... I'll bite. What's the other one do?

[ The grin widens. ]

I'm glad you asked!

[ Holding out a perfectly new tube of balm before her, he switches from being a playboy hiding devious intentions to a salesman pitching what he probably only half believes would be the next big product. ]

With the rather grim, upsetting, and generally bothersome turn of events that seem to come around like that bum of an uncle that shows up uninvited that eats your food and drinks your booze, I'm sure that everyone deserves a little slice of peace, quiet, and joy to bring a bit of light back to an otherwise bleak week.

"But it's so hard", "Keeping a stiff upper lip is an effort and a half", and - you're right! It can be hard, it can be awfully difficult at times, I know I've had me own bad days. And really, all it takes is one bad day to just throw you off, you know?

Which is why we have this handly little thing. Just by applying one coat of this lip balm, you'd find yourself feeling a little bit more elated, positive, and undeniably a touch happy! Just the right amount of sunshine to keep the rain away!

Best part? Its completely safe! No mind altering, body chemical changing, unnatural ingredients used, just a bit of magic to life your spirits. But, don't take my word for it, give it a try!

[ He says pulling off the cap and one hand extended near her, asking for permission to lift her face up so he can apply it himself. ]

Edited 2022-07-12 05:10 (UTC)

[ Suspicion intensifies...

She narrows her eyes just a little, crossing her arms over her chest, though she doesn't back off. Not yet. It's not like she wouldn't be a target for something like this, if it were late night and she was feeling morose while channel surfing infomercials. But that means she should be a little suspicious, right? And especially when he's doing this?

But also... also, on the off-chance that he is being completely sincere, under the sales pitch, and this is something that could help people...

(This is why they have that whiteboard in Chaldea, right? The one she isn't supposed to know about? "Days Since Master Did Something Stupid"?)

She sighs. ]

All right. Hit me, I'll give it a shot.

[ He continues to smile even as he puts a hand under her chin and gently lifts her head so her eyes lock with his. ]

Excuse me, then.

[ He brings his face closer and stops at what is just acceptable the stares right at her, her lips, as he applies the lip balm but occasionally stealing glances at her eyes and smiling.

It might feel like a slow pace because he is going just a bit slower than he would with other customers, just to enjoy the small intimacy. ]

Annnnd...there! Done.

[ And the magic of the lip balm should be working to lift her spirits somewhat....that is if she wasn't about ready to clock him. ]

[ She feels better, but also she wants to punch him in his smiling face?! Just out of reflex??

No, she's better and more in control than that, but she's bright, bright red by the time he pulls away, outright vibrating in place in her attempt to not just explode on the spot. Ah? Ahhhhhhhhh?! ]

Wh--wha--that--youuuuuuuu...!

[ He hasn't quite broken her, but she is very obviously at a loss, unsure of what to do. What is a socially acceptable way to grab a man and suplex him in public? There isn't any, is there?! ]

You didn't have to go that far...!!

Me?

[ He said tilting his head to feigning ignorance and innocence. ]

But this is standard? I've done this for all my potential customers. Seems only right, and I didn't do a half bad job, did I?

[ He's still smiling despite knowing how much she wants to shake him again. ]

But, what do you think? Works quite well, don't it? [ A beat. ] The lip balm, I mean.

[ Not the way he applied said balm. He knows it works. ]

I think you know.

[ She knows he's not stupid! He's not the kind of guy who's thoughtlessly flirtatious and charming, who just does a thing without understanding the potential consequences. He knows what he's doing, and he has to know why she is slowly expiring on the spot, her face red and her hands fidgeting. The desire for violence is rising, and it is possible that Ritsuka has to admit to herself that she just might be... a tsundere.

That's so awful. That is the most embarrassing realization to ever have about yourself. She takes a deep breath, speaking through gritted teeth: ]

It's fine. Very nice. Good job to the developer.

[ If he knew that word, he'd definitely call her that.

He can already feel her need to hit or shake him, and wanting none of that, he sauntered over to the stall - leaning forward and resting his head in his hand while beckoning her over. ]

That's great to hear! So, miss, which of our remarkable products would you be most interested in purchasing?

[ And he leans a bit closer and whispers. ]

By the way, just wanted to mention this is a kissing booth but those are free.

[ And at the same time he leans back and puts up a light shield between her and him. Can't be too safe right? ]

A what.

[ A what.

She stares at him without blinking. The gears are turning slowly, slowly in her head--she has heard what he's saying, and she theoretically understands, but also... also...

It feels a bit like she's moving in slow motion as she lifts a hand, pointing at the stall, then at him. ]

You're. Kiss. What.

[ He kept smiling at her and waited for her to process what he said. Really, she's so cute when she's fumbling all over herself. He should probably be nice and not fluster her further.

When she speaks again, as unintelligible as it was, he responded by blowing a kiss to her and waving with his fingers.

Should be nice, but he won't. ]

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