Oh! Careful!

[That was aimed at the piglet, but it doesn't seem to be paying him much heed as it devours the piled-up condiment. He's happy it likes it, but he still has had the mindfulness to help Anya sit back up. If need be he'll dust her off a little.]

You aren't hurt, are you? Anyway, mayonnaise isn't a snack! It's a very important part of the food pyramid. Did anybody teach you about that already?