[Never in his life did Hifumi ever think he would see what appears to be a snake that seemed in need of attention. How one can try to catch another's attention without any arms or ability to speak is beyond him, therefore this snake is very impressive. It's okay though, because Hifumi is used to others trying to get attention, so clearly he must give this snake what it wants as he would anyone else.]

My, would you look at that? I've never seen scales as lovely as yours.

[Flirting with a snake is not something he thought he would ever do in his life, but he's down for trying anything at least once.]

The way you slither is so incredible it caught my eye, and I simply could not ignore you for any longer. I do hope you will forgive the language barrier, and I promise to do my best to understand your needs.