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Della Duck ([personal profile] sos_pilot) wrote in [community profile] isleofavalon2022-04-01 08:57 pm

To this day, I can't look in a mirror because I'm afraid I'll see "her"..... [April Catch-All]

🧙 WHO: Della Duck & You!
⚔️️ WHAT: Quests + Della making plane blueprints!
🕒 WHEN: All throughout April!
🗺️ WHERE: Around Camelot!
⚠️ WARNINGS: Nudity re: Missing Mindful Quest

Hell In A Handbagsket

[ Della does feel bad for the girl, and Uncle Scrooge would be remiss if anyone in his family missed an opportunity to hone their buying and selling skills. But she can’t imagine anyone really needs handbags in a magical world, where RPG logic says you can hold 99 of one thing in your pocket. So instead of selling the handbags exactly… she decides to sell an experience. ]

You there! Would you have any interest in target practice on dudes you hate?

[ She’s placed the handbags on top of small platforms, each one with a blank sheet of paper on it. In her hand is a multitude of markers. ]

Describe the person you wanna hit the most, and I’ll doodle them! Then you use those ugly mugs as target practice with your magic! All for a low price – isn’t it worth it to vent out your rage? Step right up, there’s plenty of revenge to go around!

Garrrrr! Goyles

[ In order to best your enemy, you must understand your enemy. Which is why Della has found one gargoyle, and, assuming it was a bad one, planted her feet there and entered a staring contest.

… With a stone statue. Look, the logic is that once it awakens, it can’t scare her, and she can chase it out of town. She’s… just unaware of how ridiculous she looks as she waits for sundown. ]


I can do this all day and night, buddy. I’ve won so many staring contests with my mirror, it’s not even funny! … It actually isn’t, it’s a little depressing.

The Missing Mindful

[ Missing persons? Count her in! She’s ready for a rescue! But she is not ready to be suddenly naked. Granted, most of the guys in her world never wear pants, but that’s not the issue her. Sure, she lets out a startled WAK, her feathers are covering her lady bits, but her real problem is the person next to her.

Humans, man. ]


GAH! Why couldn’t let they sound off a warning?! How can you people just… let everything hang?! Aren’t you cold without any fur or feathers?

[ She doesn’t mean to be rude, but she probably doesn’t need to be covering her eyes like she’s facing off against a gorgon. Geez. ]

Blueprint Beginnings

[ Some of you may or may not recall Della longing to build a plane here in Avalon. It’s still a long way to go, but here’s one step she’s working on out in the open! … Well, as open as one can be with all this rain. Outside a café where the umbrellas are over the tables, Della has a huge paper sheet across her table, writing on it extensively while every so often remembering to eat. It’s the makings of a blue print! ]

All right, so I might have to downsize how many seats will be available… gotta make sure there’s plenty of cargo space for treasure. Maybe put some back-up crystals inside the wings in case of weather emergencies… maybe install communications between the pilot and passengers like this…

Wildcard

[ You know the drill – make your own prompt! Feel free to plot with me via plurk at melcat33 ! ]

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