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isleofavalon2022-01-09 08:53 pm
impostorsyndrome) wrote in isleofavalon2022-01-09 08:53 pm
January catchall with some oak barrel aged December
🧙 WHO: Kadoc and others, including perhaps you(r character)?! CR should definitely poke in for holiday gift fun!
⚔️️ WHAT: Catch-all for January and even some backdated into late December, because That's Life Babey! Event, holidays, TDM!
🕒 WHEN: Late December through mid-January
🗺️ WHERE: Nicnevin to begin with, then the Forest Camp and Camelot after the event
⚠️ WARNINGS: oops I forgot to do this part. None right now, will add as needed!
1. December 22nd: I Say Thee Neigh; for Klaudia
[Remember last month in Nicnevin, on the 21st-22nd, when that wacky dead horse rap battle thing happened? Boy, Kadoc will. For a long time to come. Let's flash back to that day and set the scene:
What's the only thing sadder than losing a rap battle? Not even putting up a fight. Kadoc, despite knowing what Mari Lwyd is and knowing damn well he's staying in Magical Trickster Country where everything should probably be treated as potentially real and dangerous, had just shut the door in the horse's face when it had come knocking, totally unwilling to bend and play along—and now he's paying the price. He should have realized! He'd had a comparable wealth of safe food just yesterday afternoon, and now he's lost everything, and it kinda serves him right for being a killjoy. Kill not your cringe, but the part of you that cringes!
It's been a day. He's getting hungry. So finally, he's subjecting himself to a different kind of cringe: here he is sitting on a bench in the residential area holding a sign that says]
LOST ALL MY FOOD TO A SKELETON HORSE BECAUSE I CAN'T RAP
can't believe this is my life now
[just in case some kind soul with extra to spare happens to take pity on him.
At least he can't possibly be the only one this happened to, can he?!]
2. January 1st: New Year, New Awww You Shouldn't Have; for all CR
[Kadoc hadn't managed to get anything out for anyone for Christmas; he'd had grand plans, and then run into a stupid snag, procrastinated on them, and half given up on the idea entirely when it had become too late to do anything in time. But on the holiday itself, when he'd been showered in thoughtful gifts, way beyond what he'd expected . . . there's nothing like other people's kindness and care to shame him, I mean inspire him, to get over himself and go hire an alchemist already at his personal expense to do the thing he'd wanted to do in the first place.
So people are getting New Year's gifts instead. On New Year's Day, people who know Kadoc well (and definitely anyone who gave him a gift themselves) will be receiving packages in the mail; each one contains a rectangle of fabric, the size of a postcard, framed under glass. Each piece of fabric is enchanted via the spell from this event with an intricate moving pattern. The patterns are all different, individually tailored to the person receiving them.
They come with a note:]
New Year's gifts aren't a thing, so you can probably tell this is a week late. Sorry about that. I won't waste this letter explaining or apologizing, except for the one I just did. And honestly, I'm not great at being sentimental, so I'm not sure what else to say. Happy new year. We're both here ringing it in together. I just wanted you to know I appreciate that.
Kadoc
[You're free to choose what pattern your character got, ask me for details via PM or Discord @ Hen#6953, or comment to this post if you want your character to respond somehow to the gift and I'll make sure to describe it in my reply. I'm easy!]
3. Early January: It's Another Farming Quest!; for Ritsuka
[Kadoc doesn't bake, generally speaking; he cooks, and decently at that, but he leaves the baking to Gareth, and even if this were a cooking competition he wouldn't join it or anything. No competitive confidence in those skills.
So he doesn't really need to go out fetching ingredients. And neither, as far as he can tell, does Fujimaru . . . does she bake? She doesn't bake, does she? So why is she even out here going out of her way to head into the forest to gather things? Why did she insist he come along as her friendly(?) Wilderness Expert?
Why the hell did he say yes?
All this and more on today's Chaldea Farming Mission!
Here he is shaking snow off a small bush to confirm that it is, in fact, rosemary, when he has to pause and squint up at her—the snow is bright, and he wishes he had a spell to dim his vision for this—]
. . . Give it to me straight. Are you just obsessed with resource management stuff or something?
[Like he can talk.]
4. Early January: Sprung a Little Leek; OTA
[Though Kadoc's spending most of his ingredient hunting time being bullied into helping out Ritsuka, once he gets a good idea of what's out there, some of it is worth going back for on his own, for his own purposes. Herbs! Juniper berries! He wants those for stew once he gets back to Camelot!
Of course it's when he's by himself that he makes a stupid rookie mistake and tries one of the leeks, even after engaging its little stupid frowny face in a staring contest for a good few minutes. How bad can it possibly be, he thinks! He should know better by now! How many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man?!
And that's why just anyone might come across him five minutes later, curled up in the snow some distance from the camp, sobbing his eyes out. He tries to keep his tears wiped off on his sleeve, but to no avail; there are too many of them, crystallizing in his eyelashes in the cold. These . . . are the sad boy hours.
Of course, if he senses anyone approaching, his hiccuping, watery response is,]
'm fine! It's . . . just . . . fine . . .
[Uh-huh.]
5. It's The Wildcard
[I've had a rough go of it this month and last so I don't have a plotting comment up for the month, but please, by all means! Surprise me, or PM me, or hit me up on Discord or Plurk (![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
benthic)! I would definitely be interested in egg babies if anyone's into that, just hmu. Or poke me about a quest or another prompt. Let's 2022!]
⚔️️ WHAT: Catch-all for January and even some backdated into late December, because That's Life Babey! Event, holidays, TDM!
🕒 WHEN: Late December through mid-January
🗺️ WHERE: Nicnevin to begin with, then the Forest Camp and Camelot after the event
⚠️ WARNINGS: oops I forgot to do this part. None right now, will add as needed!
1. December 22nd: I Say Thee Neigh; for Klaudia
[Remember last month in Nicnevin, on the 21st-22nd, when that wacky dead horse rap battle thing happened? Boy, Kadoc will. For a long time to come. Let's flash back to that day and set the scene:
What's the only thing sadder than losing a rap battle? Not even putting up a fight. Kadoc, despite knowing what Mari Lwyd is and knowing damn well he's staying in Magical Trickster Country where everything should probably be treated as potentially real and dangerous, had just shut the door in the horse's face when it had come knocking, totally unwilling to bend and play along—and now he's paying the price. He should have realized! He'd had a comparable wealth of safe food just yesterday afternoon, and now he's lost everything, and it kinda serves him right for being a killjoy. Kill not your cringe, but the part of you that cringes!
It's been a day. He's getting hungry. So finally, he's subjecting himself to a different kind of cringe: here he is sitting on a bench in the residential area holding a sign that says]
can't believe this is my life now
[just in case some kind soul with extra to spare happens to take pity on him.
At least he can't possibly be the only one this happened to, can he?!]
2. January 1st: New Year, New Awww You Shouldn't Have; for all CR
[Kadoc hadn't managed to get anything out for anyone for Christmas; he'd had grand plans, and then run into a stupid snag, procrastinated on them, and half given up on the idea entirely when it had become too late to do anything in time. But on the holiday itself, when he'd been showered in thoughtful gifts, way beyond what he'd expected . . . there's nothing like other people's kindness and care to shame him, I mean inspire him, to get over himself and go hire an alchemist already at his personal expense to do the thing he'd wanted to do in the first place.
So people are getting New Year's gifts instead. On New Year's Day, people who know Kadoc well (and definitely anyone who gave him a gift themselves) will be receiving packages in the mail; each one contains a rectangle of fabric, the size of a postcard, framed under glass. Each piece of fabric is enchanted via the spell from this event with an intricate moving pattern. The patterns are all different, individually tailored to the person receiving them.
They come with a note:]
New Year's gifts aren't a thing, so you can probably tell this is a week late. Sorry about that. I won't waste this letter explaining or apologizing, except for the one I just did. And honestly, I'm not great at being sentimental, so I'm not sure what else to say. Happy new year. We're both here ringing it in together. I just wanted you to know I appreciate that.
Kadoc
[You're free to choose what pattern your character got, ask me for details via PM or Discord @ Hen#6953, or comment to this post if you want your character to respond somehow to the gift and I'll make sure to describe it in my reply. I'm easy!]
3. Early January: It's Another Farming Quest!; for Ritsuka
[Kadoc doesn't bake, generally speaking; he cooks, and decently at that, but he leaves the baking to Gareth, and even if this were a cooking competition he wouldn't join it or anything. No competitive confidence in those skills.
So he doesn't really need to go out fetching ingredients. And neither, as far as he can tell, does Fujimaru . . . does she bake? She doesn't bake, does she? So why is she even out here going out of her way to head into the forest to gather things? Why did she insist he come along as her friendly(?) Wilderness Expert?
Why the hell did he say yes?
All this and more on today's Chaldea Farming Mission!
Here he is shaking snow off a small bush to confirm that it is, in fact, rosemary, when he has to pause and squint up at her—the snow is bright, and he wishes he had a spell to dim his vision for this—]
. . . Give it to me straight. Are you just obsessed with resource management stuff or something?
[Like he can talk.]
4. Early January: Sprung a Little Leek; OTA
[Though Kadoc's spending most of his ingredient hunting time being bullied into helping out Ritsuka, once he gets a good idea of what's out there, some of it is worth going back for on his own, for his own purposes. Herbs! Juniper berries! He wants those for stew once he gets back to Camelot!
Of course it's when he's by himself that he makes a stupid rookie mistake and tries one of the leeks, even after engaging its little stupid frowny face in a staring contest for a good few minutes. How bad can it possibly be, he thinks! He should know better by now! How many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man?!
And that's why just anyone might come across him five minutes later, curled up in the snow some distance from the camp, sobbing his eyes out. He tries to keep his tears wiped off on his sleeve, but to no avail; there are too many of them, crystallizing in his eyelashes in the cold. These . . . are the sad boy hours.
Of course, if he senses anyone approaching, his hiccuping, watery response is,]
'm fine! It's . . . just . . . fine . . .
[Uh-huh.]
5. It's The Wildcard
[I've had a rough go of it this month and last so I don't have a plotting comment up for the month, but please, by all means! Surprise me, or PM me, or hit me up on Discord or Plurk (
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That or her cheeks were flushed from the fever.]
It's certainly helped make my day happier and brighter. That, and the fact it's from you and that you thought about me~.
[This was way too cute! She honestly loves it!]
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[Oh no, tsundere! Just a touch. It comes out once in a while. Also, she'd already been on his list before the day itself, or seeing her gift, but he doesn't have to admit that.]
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That would have been really cruel of you! To forget about a woman even after she gave such an intimate and personal gift! My heart would have broke.
[If this was in person she would teased him with some kissy-wissies~. Big sis Belgium takes great pride in her ability to occasionally cause others to be flustered!]
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Oh, but do I~? And who might that be? :3
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[This is a very roundabout way of admitting friendship!]
He was like a big brother, or maybe a big sister. No shade on him there. He'd be happy I said that.
Darn that html!
... [Next message comes more than a few minutes later due to... alcohol reasons. Yeah... look at them, they're bonding!]
...So what's their name?
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Which is obviously not his real name. He has to know how fake that sounds, but I think he gets a kick out of no one being able to prove it.
[Because other Fate/ names are normal and stuff, like Kirschtaria Wodime!]
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[To be completely fair... Kadoc Zemlupus doesn't really sound like a name either... she's not gonna question any if it though. Even though she did just question it.]
They're the type to look for ways to tease people are they?
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Sometimes, I find myself wondering what he'd do, or what he'd say to me about a situation.
Deep down, I didn't mind him bugging the hell outta me.
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But I think I understand what you mean. Having someone like that who you can look to for advice. Even if they're not there with you. You must miss them.
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But even if we do see each other again, things aren't gonna be the same. I might as well mourn it now.
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