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ʀᴏsʜᴏ ᴛsᴜᴛsᴜᴊɪᴍᴏʀɪ 👨‍🏫 ᴡɪsᴅᴏᴍ ([personal profile] glossophobia) wrote in [community profile] isleofavalon2022-01-01 05:50 am

[closed] spring cleaning, not in spring ❄️

🧙 WHO: Sasara and Rosho
⚔️️ WHAT: New Year cleaning and egg
🕒 WHEN: January
🗺️ WHERE: the clown house
⚠️ WARNINGS: Sasara being Sasara

What did I just tell you?

[ Rosho yells as he yanks the pillow out from under Sasara's head. He's gotten himself all nice and comfy on the couch in the living room, some program running on the TV, and while he's totally allowed to do as he wants on his day off this isn't a typical "day off". He might not have work in the form of a job but Rosho has work for him regardless. After the previous nights festivities with ringing in the new year, the house is a mess, and Rosho has no intention to start off the year this way! He's also absolutely not going to be the one cleaning up all on his own.

He gives Sasara a whack with the pillow. ]


Come on, get up! I'm not doin' this by myself! The sooner we start then the sooner we'll get done.
whosaysdajare: (3i2u3i 01)

[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-01 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnh— [ He just told him everything Sasara is likely to ignore. ] Mff...

[ Thump. The sound of his head hitting the couch, pillow-less. Rosho said a whole lot of things, but nothing that's likely to have passed through his filter! Vacuum the floors, dust all the shelves, clean up the fridge, scrub the toilet, laundry, dishes... ah, and probably take out the garbage. Teh! He and Rei stayed up well further into the night to celebrate—maybe if they hadn't there'd be less to do—his only plans, to sleep it off, are disrupted that way.

Even so, Sasara stays as he is, mumbling his displeasure against the seat cushion, his remaining comfort-- WHACK 💥 He shoots up, sitting. ]


O–OUCH!! Rosho...! [ And rubbing the back of his head, all unreserved misery on his face. ] N-ngh... [ 😢 ... They've got the fairies and Sasara's ability to survive in the same environment as a cockroach. Plus, if Rosho cleaning means he's gotta help, he really doesn't want to. ] Ya don't gotta do it, ya know!?
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-03 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ While Sasara seems to give the statement some thought, he really doesn't. Teh! He pays good money to have someone else clean, or whatever the traders took for the plate of brownies!!

Why did they even buy these big, heavy pillows!? Sasara goes down beneath it. And then throws himself back onto the couch to respond completely un-adult-like to Rosho's call of shaping up to his age. Pounding his fists into the seat and kicking his feet, he'll have his little tantrum just like a kid not wanting to clean his room. ]


I don't wanna! I don't wanna! I don't wanna—!!

[ Until he rolls off, down onto the very floor that's in desperate need of a sweep and a mop with a final thud. Ouch... again!

While he's probably only seconds away from his partner dragging him out like a horror movie killer, though, barely recovered from labor injury, Sasara thinks he suddenly sees something under the sofa. It's behind a mound of dusk, sure, but-- ]
A-ah, h-hold on!
whosaysdajare: (surprised 04)

[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-03 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sasara still hasn't recognized his fault with the dust bunnies– Ahem! Ya see, Rosho didn't make him! And probably even if... At least, ya know, he's probably sweeping some of the dust under the couch, in that mix of struggling to reach what he spotted and Rosho pulling on him. ]

W-wait!!

[ Is his argument against Rosho's ire. Sasara has no idea what he's found and, now, touching. It's smooth and almost round—and as for throwing it under the couch, he doesn't remember. His fingertips slip off when Rosho's finally got him for good, but it's almost like the thing wobbles back into his hand. It's enough to grab it for real! While he doesn't realize his own instinct to have it, either, Sasara finds his determination satisfied just in time of being put on his feet roughly. ]

Eh-heh! Look– [ Immediately, he puts the orange and blue speckled egg in the center of Rosho's vision, just about right up to his face. ] That thing was under there!

[ He points back to the sofa... in a way of: "See, I'm helping clean up!" Fat chance!! But he did get it out. Though, only after shoving it up his partner's nose is when Sasara takes another look at it. The excitement in his voice of saving his own ass mixes with a little bit of confusion quickly. ] Err, well... ain't it strange!?
Edited (different sasa-noise) 2022-01-03 16:25 (UTC)
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-04 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Every day Sasara doesn't spill the truth about Rosho's glasses should be considered sort of a miracle. After all, he does enough of babbling out secrets, and mostly to people who shouldn't concern themselves with it, opposite those who wanna know. But look!! He's gotta take a good look!

Sasara has also noticed the legs hanging off, but they don't seem to alarm, nor bother him. And the color palette...? Well, ya oughta love your kids eggs just how they are! ]


Huh!? [ It's not his, though. ] Ain't it yours? It's an egg, ya see! [ Meaning... Rosho's got kind of a history that Sasara is all too sure to be implying.

But with that sorta response, he yanks it back, holds it close. ]
A-a-ah, don't toss it, Rosho...!

[ How can you threaten an innocent little egg like that!? The chirping noises it makes are too subtle underneath Sasara's volume, but they go straight to his heart. ] Hold on for a minute! I'll get something to put it in.

[ Or more like, hold it. Rosho doesn't get much of a choice to do so, though, as Sasara thrusts it into his hands just as vigorously as the opposite before. He's gone just like that too. Immediately, there's more noise in the kitchen—the harbinger that there'll be one more place to clean up—before he comes hurrying back to the sofa with a basket... or a bowl. ]
Edited (you ARE the father) 2022-01-04 12:01 (UTC)
whosaysdajare: (happy 04)

haha...... 😅well, Anyway!

[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-05 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Keep them on, or else not just everyone else but Sasara will figure it out about Samatoki. They don't need a crisis like that right now when they're just newly parents!

The bowl he comes back with is plastic and doesn't look comfortable at all-- such is the thought as he unquestioningly finds himself caring for the egg in Rosho's hands. And he better include a whole lot about birds, if he plans on that...! ]


Eh? W-well, since we did it recently I thought... [ ( Hehe!! ) Sasara looks all but shocked by his own idea. Boastful, almost. Teh! Maybe it's the memory of another place that plays into it. ] Ya see!!

[ Ya see... he oughta move on swiftly. Rosho calling out the egg's sudden movement makes it so. Sasara pokes it too and it does the same thing again. Now he's surprised, but curious rather than turned off. ] Ah!! It is! [ But if it ain't Rosho's, how'd it get in their living room? ]

Ahem... ya sure it ain't yours!? [ Yep! He's riding this one out till he gets bucked off! ]
whosaysdajare: (fear 05)

[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-05 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Rosho getting so worked up is always hilarious, but it remains that Sasara has sorta convinced himself enough to carry on. Eh... like that, this egg is gonna be a half-orphan before it even hatches, though.

Anyway, it's Sasara's turn to be shocked! The way he waves his arms around defensively, the bowl might just about go flying across the room. The wail and cry of a cat rushing to get its kitten back in the nest. ]
Me!? Ya wanted to get rid of it just a minute ago!

[ But as the bowl stays in his grip he holds it right under Rosho's nose, same as the egg, not to be missed. ] I wanna keep it safe, so put it in there!
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-05 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Don't just throw out Sasara's toys either! 😢 ]

Huh?

[ He knows enough to be funny about it, ya see. Slowly, though, Sasara gets the bowl out of Rosho's face again. "Special accommodations"... Hmm, he's thinking a little harder and that's what his expression tells too. Swaddling an egg, that seems finicky and complicated. Shove it in a bowl with some towels around it?? ] Like wrapping it up, ya mean?

[ And it chirps! Whether in agreement or protest-- ] Seems like it was fine sitting under the sofa, though! There's nothing special about that, ya know.
whosaysdajare: (focused 01)

[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-05 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh if only Sasara took to watching the same YT videos. Without that, his instinct is only helping the rest of those little legs along. Tiresome, he hears Rosho say. It's like ya oughta take on some of the burden, then. He touches one of the tiny feet sticking out.

His parental instinct kicks in just in the nick of time, though. Maybe the thing's ticklish, since it makes some noise again before Sasara drops his other hand. There's no doubt it is alive: it seems to nuzzle right up into Sasara's palm. And he likes the colors! ]


Well, what're you thinking?
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-07 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A pause, moments of silence from Sasara never predict anything truly good. The gears in his head tick to figure what Rosho means, the same thing he first took to for joking in this case. But acting dense about the outcome serves his comedy better. ]

Teh! [ Feigning concern and offense, he puts both hands over the egg and puts it right close to his chest. ] Don't ya think you're too big and heavy!? You'd get stuck in that bowl, [ The thing must think he means it because its answering chirp sounds more distressed. ] and crush it, besides!!

[ Haha! Rosho getting his butt stuck plays right to his 3rd grader sense of humor.

A-ah... oh... their baby-egg is crying. ]
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-07 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Don't give him the air to answer that question-- ] B-bad!? [ Now the egg and Sasara are crying! ] Why d'ya always gotta say something cruel about it, Rosho!

[ If the egg wasn't in his hands, he'd grab his partner's shoulders and shake himself silly against him. Again, so *sillier. ]

All right, all right!! I was just kidding! [ His tone isn't calming at all, but he sorta rocks the egg in his palms. Of course it isn't quieting down. ]
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-08 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Rosho signed up when he said he'd duo, gotta read the fine-print. That thing's go this way, though... Sasara thinks he's too young to be a father, anyway! The feelings he's got for this little egg don't get much use in his vocabulary, ya see, so how to piece them together to make sense!? Or, more importantly, just not make a mess like this... ]

A-ah!

[ He can't even blink before Rosho transforms himself. That and the fact's still strange!! As much as he got to see it already, he's got to will himself to not just try and shrug Owl-sho off. ]

Teh—! [ His poor little head today... there ain't much left in it, be more careful!! ] Okay, okay!! Whatever you're saying! [ That's a new problem, though. ] Eh... put it in the bowl?
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-09 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fathership– for Rosho, it's more like feathership now, right!? Hehe!!

Well... he'll pick the bowl up from where it got left when his partner shape-shifted. He holds it out, an answer to Rosho's grabbing motion. The egg, having slowly ceased its upset within the new scenario, still kicks against Sasara's palms. ]
Ya sure it ain't yours!?

[ He pops that one out, a big bold look of critique on Sasara's face as he's sizing up an owl. Birds lay eggs! ]
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-10 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Just asking!! Ya know, for the third time or so! The threat is real, though, Sasara doesn't want anything scratched up by Rosho's owl-y claws or pecked at. He'll zip it, press his lips together because it's really that hard to not say another thing about the matter. ]

Ahem... [ Now what— oh, right, instead of just talking about the little egg he oughta do something about it. Seemingly able to regain some comfort in his hands, he almost doesn't wanna put it down, but he'll tell it: ]

It's fine, Rosho won't hurt ya!

[ So he does, so he does, all right!! Maybe it's just his imagination, but his partner's look as an owl does seem more stern, glancing back up. Sasara puts the bowl in the middle of the seat and the egg in it. It sits with the little legs stretched out. ]
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-01-18 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It totally seems weird, ya know, like in your gut... no, even in Sasara's head, ya see, Rosho being all feather-y and fluffed up like so. Even then, he's got that look— the kind that makes him know to zip it for real. It's tempting, though! ]

Err... [ What Rosho's saying, he wants to ask, not understanding any of the whistles and chirps. Then again, even if he did ask he would get the answer either, would he!? ] W-well, just hoot if ya need something...? [ Hmm, that wouldn't do either!!

Besides, those unnamed paternal feelings make him wanna be helpful, yeah? Ahem, not exactly in the kind of doing laundry and cooking sorta way—or go back to cleaning up, for that matter—just something to help take care. Something, before he can sit down on the sofa next to Owl-sho, the bowl and the egg. ]


Teh! That's not gonna do– [ He concludes his previous idea quickly. ] All right all right, one hoot for yes, two for no, yeah?
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-02-07 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah... put that down on the list for weekend crafting projects! But, right, this'll have to do and it seems so. Sasara gets what Rosho's going for—and more importantly, he doesn't intend to keep cleaning on his own, at all.

He sits down, pretty close but somehow careful about not jostling the bowl, the egg and Rosho in it. Hands to himself, but he's obviously looking as he wonders. ]


Say, ya think it'll hatch another owl, in that case!?

[ Rosho, this is yours, ain't it!? ]
whosaysdajare: (fear 03)

[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-02-13 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ow—! [ Okay, he won't ask about it anymore... for a while. He'll keeping thinking about it, though!

W-well, even if Sasara doesn't have a clue, the hooting is cute and thus he won't mind if it's another owl in that egg there. They'd keep it, right? With the bowl pushed against his thigh, he looks down at it again. ]


A-ah. [ Sasara spots the same thing. Inclined to nudge one of the little feet sticking out, he does so, and it's toes wiggle. The shell doesn't spring another crack, however. ] I suppose, if you're worried about it... but I don't think we've got anyone else to ask, ya know?
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[personal profile] whosaysdajare 2022-04-01 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ But the three of them grew up, ya see...! Err, no, that's not an argument to defend him. While Sasara doesn't think Rei'd be making breakfast, though, he's also not seriously thinking about giving up the egg—suspicious origins and all, and who knows what's gonna hatch from it, if Rosho doesn't wanna say.

That said– he watches Rosho's little spiel with curiosity, unsure whether it's him being strange or just the matter being that he's a bird. ]


E-eh... what, ya mean...– A-ah! [ PIN PON! ] In my lap just like that...?

[ Err, no harm to fo(w)ul! And he even does it before Rosho pecks his fingers off. Then the egg sits there, on Sasara's skinny thighs, with its own legs stretched out. Both parent and child seem to ask: now what? ]