[ Yeah okay. Now he's leaning away even further from her. Making a face that's like "excuse you no" while looking at her like she is crazy. ]

Don't be gross. Ain't like anyone can miss those mochi cheeks with their stupid roundness.

[ Yeah no. Move on from teasing already and get to the point. Which is apparently that he doesn't really have to eat anything that is made here. Looks like it's more for the sake of tradition than anything else.

Which is stupid, but whatever. ]

Also not sure that you could actually hit the shit hard enough.