〔 He has to get more muscle-y so Juza can keep bench-pressing him even when he gets stronger.
For now, this is enough, actually. Don't move...... well, he's really trying while at the same time trying to translate Taichi seeking his balance into his own stance. He's not the only one who wobbles. Juza's face is twisted up even more seriously than usual. That might also be from Taichi patting around his head, though. 〕
...Yeah?
〔 Juza looks up, putting his head as far back into his neck as he can without compromising Taichi's fickle stance. Of course his hands still squeeze tight and secure around his ankles. The view up is dizzying, as he watches Taichi inch closer to freeing the lettuce... 〕
[ Naturally, Taichi loses balance right as he grabs the lettuce, and goes tumbling backward. Hopefully Juza holds on and Taichi will merely end up upside down rather than smashed on the pavement. ]
[ There's a whole host of people who wouldn't forgive Juza if he dropped him. And he knows Taichi's healing's nothing if he's the one who's flat on the ground. So, the yell as a warning and a flare of green up above, makes him clenching his teeth and his grip on Taichi's legs.
There's much more than a wobble, anything to compensate for their combined weight and height leaning backwards in a dangerous way. Juza bends his knees, his back, and in the end he's hunched over...... holding Taichi upside down by his feet, like Santa Claus' bag slung over his shoulder. ]
Ugh--
[ Taichi's heavier like that than standing up on his shoulders. And maybe just centimeters away from smashing his head on the ground. Juza can't quite turn his head to check. ]
M-My whole life flashed before my eyes... I almost never saw the last episode of Akapoyo-kun..!
[ His voice is shaking like he's genuinely terrified, but thankfully Juza is much taller than he is so as long as he caught him by any amount, he was safe. Taichi tries to do a pull up to try to get back up, but in the end, he is no Tasuku and has to keep dangling from Juza's back with one arm wrapped around the lettuce for safety. ]
[ Juza's life before his too. What if he had to tell everyone Taichi broke his neck for a vegetable, that's hard to believe?! They're watching the next episode of Akapoyo-kun together. His knees wobble. ]
Haah– [ Or it's that Taichi's kinda heavy despite his stature, and his attempt of pulling himself up just makes it harder for Juza to keep his grip. ] Ah... sorry, I'm letting you down. [ Slowly, until his back 's flat on the ground and just his legs have to follow gravity and flop off of Juza's shoulders. Rather than finding the whole world upside-down, it'll be Juza appearing over him. ]
Hey, [ The hint of a smile all slowly moves the corner of his mouth. ] you got the lettuce.
[ What a cute smile... Juza really is the kind of guy girls would fall for? Being on the ground, hovered over by a muscley man whose face normally looks sour, then suddenly that hint of a smile... god, Juza could be so popular with the right circumstances..!!
Oh, right, the lettuce. It's flapping a little frantically, trying to get out of Taichi's grasp, and they should let it go but.. ]
Quick, take a picture of me with him! We have to prove he was saved!
[ So they get paid. ]
"they should finish this"......momo should finish this
[ He's had Gap Moe explained to him but still doesn't quite get it... Taichi can try again if he wants. But, right, they should finish this. Juza gets his phone out of his pocket. While the photo he takes being in focus enough is all anyone can really ask for, he shows it to Taichi right after taking it. ]
's that good? [ A sliver of his finger covers the bottom, but Taichi and a lump of green are clearly to be seen. If yes, the lettuce can finally be free. ]
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For now, this is enough, actually. Don't move...... well, he's really trying while at the same time trying to translate Taichi seeking his balance into his own stance. He's not the only one who wobbles. Juza's face is twisted up even more seriously than usual. That might also be from Taichi patting around his head, though. 〕
...Yeah?
〔 Juza looks up, putting his head as far back into his neck as he can without compromising Taichi's fickle stance. Of course his hands still squeeze tight and secure around his ankles. The view up is dizzying, as he watches Taichi inch closer to freeing the lettuce... 〕
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[ Naturally, Taichi loses balance right as he grabs the lettuce, and goes tumbling backward. Hopefully Juza holds on and Taichi will merely end up upside down rather than smashed on the pavement. ]
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There's much more than a wobble, anything to compensate for their combined weight and height leaning backwards in a dangerous way. Juza bends his knees, his back, and in the end he's hunched over...... holding Taichi upside down by his feet, like Santa Claus' bag slung over his shoulder. ]
Ugh--
[ Taichi's heavier like that than standing up on his shoulders. And maybe just centimeters away from smashing his head on the ground. Juza can't quite turn his head to check. ]
You okay?!
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[ His voice is shaking like he's genuinely terrified, but thankfully Juza is much taller than he is so as long as he caught him by any amount, he was safe. Taichi tries to do a pull up to try to get back up, but in the end, he is no Tasuku and has to keep dangling from Juza's back with one arm wrapped around the lettuce for safety. ]
Juza-san, help! The world's upside-down!!
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Haah– [ Or it's that Taichi's kinda heavy despite his stature, and his attempt of pulling himself up just makes it harder for Juza to keep his grip. ] Ah... sorry, I'm letting you down. [ Slowly, until his back 's flat on the ground and just his legs have to follow gravity and flop off of Juza's shoulders. Rather than finding the whole world upside-down, it'll be Juza appearing over him. ]
Hey, [ The hint of a smile all slowly moves the corner of his mouth. ] you got the lettuce.
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Oh, right, the lettuce. It's flapping a little frantically, trying to get out of Taichi's grasp, and they should let it go but.. ]
Quick, take a picture of me with him! We have to prove he was saved!
[ So they get paid. ]
"they should finish this"......momo should finish this
enoughis all anyone can really ask for, he shows it to Taichi right after taking it. ]'s that good? [ A sliver of his finger covers the bottom, but Taichi and a lump of green are clearly to be seen. If yes, the lettuce can finally be free. ]
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Fly free, friend!
[ And he's definitely goin to get a high five out of Juza now ty. Don't leave him hanging!! ]
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Up high. But not too high because Juza is quite a bit taller. ]