[ ... Uh-oh. Quick, loopholes, find the loopholes! ]

... I think your hair is really beautiful! I really like long hair on girls.

[ Penny being the rare exception, although she wouldn't be opposed to Penny growing that out - GETTING OFF TRACK HERE ]

And tall girls are perfect to me! The taller the better!

[ A cheat, since ducks are pretty much considered the smallest of the birds in canon so ALL are tall to her. ]

And if you can kick my tailfeathers with ease, then, shoot, I'm totally helpless in that category too!

[ to quote a famous anime space cowboy, "I love a woman who can kick my ass." ]