[Who could blame Lavellan? Much as Hijikata thinks he's shilling his beloved mayonnaise, he really is making it sound like a much more questionable substance than it actually is. He shakes his head at Lavellan's assessment of the sink.]

What? No! That's just a faucet! Although... now that you say it, it does have a trunk and two knobs... holy shit.

[Congratulations, Lavellan, you just blew his drunk mind.]

How did nobody ever notice that? Someone designed it, other people used it... and no one ever said anything!