Now listen here, I may not be part of the local law enforcement, but I'm one of King Arthur's knights!!
[This is bullshit. He's completed many quests, and plenty of law-abiding people in Camelot have come to recognise him as a frequent (if foul-mouthed) do-gooder, but he hasn't been knighted yet.]
As such I have every right to keep order in this city! Anyway, where's your ID?
[To the misfortune of everyone involved the commotion attracts the attention of an actual policeman... or guardsman, whatever Camelot has. He approaches the bickering group and clears his throat.]
no subject
[This is bullshit. He's completed many quests, and plenty of law-abiding people in Camelot have come to recognise him as a frequent (if foul-mouthed) do-gooder, but he hasn't been knighted yet.]
As such I have every right to keep order in this city! Anyway, where's your ID?
[To the misfortune of everyone involved the commotion attracts the attention of an actual policeman... or guardsman, whatever Camelot has. He approaches the bickering group and clears his throat.]
What's all this then?