[They are now dueling each other with a rolling pin and a box of plastic wrap. Three guesses who's winning.]

Right... well thankfully this shouldn't take long.

[Sure enough, after a few more minutes, Makoto has arranged a beautiful salad in a large bowl, complete with a drizzle of lemon balsamic vinaigrette. The penguins have... nothing but bruises and patches of flour and mustard adorning their feathers.]

And voila!