You were cursed as a baby?! Who the he--[wait Disney princess!]--eeeeeck would curse you as a baby?!
[At least the outrage was real, maybe if you didn't have such anger issues you'd get invited to more parties, Maleficent.]
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You were cursed as a baby?! Who the he--[wait Disney princess!]--eeeeeck would curse you as a baby?!
[At least the outrage was real, maybe if you didn't have such anger issues you'd get invited to more parties, Maleficent.]