"What? Seriously? How do you function without a phone?!" Okay, Boomer! Get your shit together! Crow wouldn't mind sitting down with Donovan and showing him how to use the device, but he isn't really the most patient person in the universe. "I guess I could show you a few tricks later."

Crow then listens to the older man's story and he's not really expecting much. Though, he receives an epic tale of sorts. This town of Barthis has really been through it, even wizards, destruction, and lawyers. Crow's tail swishes behind him as he waits for Donovan to finish, but the man just pauses for dramatic effect to sip his drink.

"And then what? You can't just stop the story there? What happened with the lawyer? Everyone was sued, right?" Isn't that what money hungry attornies are good for?