Your sense of direction is so bad. [Floyd so easily able to fall in line with whatever Anya makes up, reacting in the moment was his specialty after all, and he's not worried at all about things being a bit weird or extreme within a story.

The teacher may be a bit of an issue though,] Wow, that's so rude. Are you saying it's not possible to be family unless you're blood related? That's real bad of you to be teaching kids. What if the others start picking on poor little Limpet here and start teasing her because of you? [Yup, nickname already acquired, Floyd is all for this sudden plan now.

Instead he holds out a hand for Anya to take,] Come on, we got that appointment ya gotta go to. [Hopefully Anya can go with the flow of this all as easily as Floyd can. Make it look real, kid.]