Excuse me! Hi! Do you mind if I talk to you and your sister for a moment?
Oh, I’m not her sister; I’m her mother..
Mother? Oh, goodness, my apologies!
Oh, don’t worry about it!
[ Perhaps you stumbled on this sight on your daily routine, Noah hopping from person to person – specifically lady to lady - with several small tubes clutched in his hand and putting that smooth talking vocabulary of his to work. On his face was as bright as it was permanently fixed even as some people shoved him away or simply ignored him, Noah persisted to speak and engage people to pitch the little tubes. Those who did listen were captivated by his rhetoric or his charm and left happy with a tube, whilst Noah himself was giddy to make a sale.
Mostly because that sale included a small kiss. Guess which one excited him the most.
He did most of the kissing, pecks on the cheek and gentle kisses on the hand – complete with the gentlemanly flair – were most of what he gave out and each time the women would look happier, pleasantly surprised, or suddenly have a shield placed around them. He was particularly enthused when the ladies he spoke to showed the same kind of attraction for him as he had for them. The demonstration of the product was very…embarrassing, but not for him.
After each sale he moved back to the booth where he safely and honestly deposited the money, like the honest little worker ant he is. Albeit a lecherous worker ant. ]
TWIST! Kissing Booth
Oh, I’m not her sister; I’m her mother..
Mother? Oh, goodness, my apologies!
Oh, don’t worry about it!
[ Perhaps you stumbled on this sight on your daily routine, Noah hopping from person to person – specifically lady to lady - with several small tubes clutched in his hand and putting that smooth talking vocabulary of his to work. On his face was as bright as it was permanently fixed even as some people shoved him away or simply ignored him, Noah persisted to speak and engage people to pitch the little tubes. Those who did listen were captivated by his rhetoric or his charm and left happy with a tube, whilst Noah himself was giddy to make a sale.
Mostly because that sale included a small kiss. Guess which one excited him the most.
He did most of the kissing, pecks on the cheek and gentle kisses on the hand – complete with the gentlemanly flair – were most of what he gave out and each time the women would look happier, pleasantly surprised, or suddenly have a shield placed around them. He was particularly enthused when the ladies he spoke to showed the same kind of attraction for him as he had for them. The demonstration of the product was very…embarrassing, but not for him.
After each sale he moved back to the booth where he safely and honestly deposited the money, like the honest little worker ant he is. Albeit a lecherous worker ant. ]