[Rei's eyebrows raise, though his grin only gets bigger. Hijikata setting up and falling for his own punchlines is advanced humor...]
Right. Well, I want to try the sauna. [Rei stands up from his seat, stretching an arm over his head. The unconcerned ease with which he comports himself might be annoying, but at least it makes their vacation premise convincing.] You coming?
[Meanwhile, the employees are conferring. Rei, being visibly old and visibly nonchalant about nudity, clocks his chance of virginity in at a rapidly diminishing percentage... and he probably doesn't taste good, either. Hijikata, though! That youth! That shame and embarrassment! Surely he could be a blushing virgin bride!!!! (Wrong.) Maybe they can catch him with the sauna's false wall if Rei leaves before him? If the old man gets caught and dies in the process, well... that's business!]
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Right. Well, I want to try the sauna. [Rei stands up from his seat, stretching an arm over his head. The unconcerned ease with which he comports himself might be annoying, but at least it makes their vacation premise convincing.] You coming?
[Meanwhile, the employees are conferring. Rei, being visibly old and visibly nonchalant about nudity, clocks his chance of virginity in at a rapidly diminishing percentage... and he probably doesn't taste good, either. Hijikata, though! That youth! That shame and embarrassment! Surely he could be a blushing virgin bride!!!! (Wrong.) Maybe they can catch him with the sauna's false wall if Rei leaves before him? If the old man gets caught and dies in the process, well... that's business!]