EVENT ✨ Sugar and Siege

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The fairy queen is less than pleased, but not angry, with how her quest went. She has Princess Bluebell of the Guinea Pig Nation speak, and Princess Bluebell also has a favor to ask... which seems to be the calm before the storm, as an unknown third party who made off with the Fisher King earlier this month have performed a ritual to resurrect him and left the veil open, letting in untold forces that have engaged in a Wild Hunt... and the prey is Camelot.

CONTENT WARNINGS:

• 1st Prompt: --
• 2nd Prompt: Active: Battle, disease, famine, living death, rage; Historical/Not active in prompt: mentions of serial killers, murder, biological warfare, god/human love affair
  
• 3rd Prompt: --

This prompt is backdated slightly and takes place on February 18th.

A live broadcast comes to everyone's devices, featuring a rather peculiar speaker. "Attenchun, kindly o-otherwowders! Tis I, Pwincess Guacachia Bluebell of the Guinea Pig Nation of Nowth Elphame. Though our home is too small to be noted on the Laage Neighbow's maps, I asschuwe you I am caulified as Ambassadow for Chween Elphame. Though you had failed her chwuest, many of you have shown the twust she asked fow even if not the bwains. Those who have will be shown gweat gwatichude, but she does feel [squeaking sound of dismay that cannot be translated out of guinea pig adequately] as the Fishaa King's body was pawt of hew pwans to dishmanchle the Cawamidy and didn' want to speach chuday because of it. Evewyone send good wibes and wikes, she won't speak when she's not
[again: squeaking sound of dismay that cannot be translated out of guinea pig adequately]... the Cawamichy won't be ended if you all don't wowk with the Chween, King Awfur's gwaces or notch, you know! But that's none of myyy busy-ness! Elphame offews a rewawd fow the Fishaa King's body now, much to keep you "fat and happy" for many yeaws!    I also have a favew to ask on behaaf of my people. Our Festiva of Life is next week and the usuaw souwce of one of the chey ingwediench of our festiva cakes was a Leschawian, bwessings to them!" As it turns out, the Guinea Pig Nation (all talking guinea pigs who like to dress up in various outfits- in style now in particular is old western themed outfits, but the Princess must always wear her crown) are in a pinch because their Lestari hook-up for the feathers died in the fall of Lestari. They need help to pluck feathers from a bird called the Prism Tweeter! Their people love to decorate the outside of their Festival of Life cakes with their feathers, which are made of finely spun sugar in a variety of colors. These birds are typically found in the first Ash Mountain, but upon its fall, migrated to live in the Forest of the Felled as one of its new, more colorful residents. It only takes one feather to cover a cake, so pluck no more than one feather per bird and the whole flock will go unharmed... the only trick is catching these delectably sweet aviators: The birds can magically phase through physical, non-enchanted objects, so you have to surprise them to grab them. The plus side is, they really love vanilla beans, so they're easy to lure out of the trees.. you don't have to be George of the Jungle to help out the pigs.   More of a stay-at-home kind of helper? That's fine too. They need bakers to make as many tiny cakes as they need for the festival since it's so last minute this year! Hurry up and grab a friend to get to baking 3-layer 1 inch cakes wrapped in rainbow feathers to help these little guys out. The Elphame Traders will make a special trip to Camelot to pick up all of these cakes as a favor to the Guinea Pig Nation, so you can stay at home and bake with your friends no matter where you live. This prompt takes place on February 22nd and February 23rd.
	A few days after the fun and fancy-free stylings of the Guinea Pig Nation ahead of their Festival of Life (you weren't invited, sorry, too big you would destroy their homes- but they appreciate the help!) things are going pretty mundanely. That is, until what sounds like a battle cry is heard approaching New Camelot. On the horizon, what appears to be a massive cavalcade of demon horse-riding wraiths lead by four knights in what appears to be ancient armor rush toward the city. A few of the locals who hear the sound and come out to see what all the fuss is about immediately seem to spook, shouting something about the Wild Hunt. Usually it's something preserved for earth and those who find it will be taken along and dumped either in Avalon itself or taken straight to the underworld, but their presence here in Avalon.. well, that can't be good. The shouting seems to alert the castle, which seems to alert more people, and within a matter of minutes people are being rushed to take cover within the castle walls for siege.
All of Camelot's gates are closed and people are directed to a couple of different places: knights and those who wish to fight are to prepare for battle at each of the gates. Healers who wish to stay and help the wounded are to gather in the citadel, where the injured will be taken. Those who wish to battle and heal will act as field medics to get people into a state enough fit to be taken to the citadel. Those who wish to offer other support may be asked to hand out food and water within the citadel or fetch supplies around the city, or to rush to the library to try to figure out what the hell is leading this hunting party toward them. King Arthur will lead the knights into battle. Merlin will also be assisting in battle, using a variety of magic from atop the castle. If your character gets into a pinch and you aren't sure how to get them out, feel free to have him send a magic spell to block an enemy. Knights given the authority to direct other fighting characters as they see fit (though your non-knight fighter's compliance is, as always, depending on your choice as a player).  Those who wish to opt out of this event entirely will be whisked away by some of the Fairy Queen's spies to Nicnevin for safekeeping. If you do not want your character to remember or acknowledge any portion of this event, we can handwave that the Fairy Queen arbitrarily found your character annoying and put them under a sleeping spell for the duration of their stay. This will be done before the outer city gates are broken through, so your character can be safe the whole time and just chill in a hotel room in Nicnevin. Those who stay will be fighting wraiths (unkillable enemies) lead by four beings called the Knights of the Veil. Those who have rushed to the library to find answers will be able to spread the following information regarding the enemies, though first-hand experience may also be how your character finds out some of it: The Knights of the Veil live in the void between the world of the living and the dead and escaped when the veil was not closed during a ritual to raise a heavily cursed and protected corpse back to life. Though there's no way to know which corpse, recent news of the Fisher King's body going missing leaves some speculation and fear about who it was that was raised, but no one has any idea who did it. The Knights of the Veil have touch-based magic in addition to weaponry which you may have your character afflicted by at your behest. The four knights are as follows: Carlea: Once a proud Queen, she sold her soul to the darkness after her husband was killed by enemies and the prince of the enemy nation forced her to marry him. She used this ability to brutally murder every last citizen of her enemy's kingdom over time in secret and feed them to a pet bear she was gifted by her new husband, saving him for last. Carlea's touch will invoke a curse of famine, causing all food and drink to turn to ash in the touched individual's mouth. Rubion: Rubion was a serial killer in his world known for killing over a hundred people, though the exact number is not known. Who he was before that isn't particularly known, but as a killer, he was known for brutally killing anyone who crossed him in a fit of rage. He was from a time before forensics and tended to kill witnesses, so he was never caught. That is, until he missed seeing a small child hiding under his bed during one of his rampages. The child's grandfather took him in and killed Rubion himself after he found out why the child would not speak for a month straight. It is thought that his own god cursed Rubion to stay in the void where he could not torment his victims in the afterlife too. Rubion's touch will invoke uncontrollable, violent rage and turn even the smallest slight into a mountainous anger. Augusto: Augusto was the general of an army who used the blood of his people's sickly to spread disease in conquering nations. He did not choose to become one of the Knights, instead being cursed to eternal damnation by a priestess in one of the villages he wrought destruction upon. Augusto's touch will inflict a disease of the player's choosing upon their character, at full height of symptoms within 30 minutes of touch.  Pien: Pien is a god of an older religion who was banished from the heavenly kingdoms for loving a human so much she attempted to give her eternal life despite that it was forbidden to grant eternity to mortals. She has a high-and-mighty attitude, and if disrespected will disrespect you right back with dignity-obliterating consequences. Her followers tended to be on the M side of things. Her touch will invoke conscious zombieism, meaning that your body will die and begin to rot despite still being able to move, and you will be aware and able to communicate and feel during this experience.    The Knights and Wraiths cannot be killed by any means as long as the ritual remains in effect and their tie to the underworld is stable, so for the time being this is a heavily unwinnable battle. Thankfully, wraiths are not very coordinated even if they are aggressive in battle so it's easy to dodge, flee, or take cover.

On the second day of the Siege, devices will flicker with a face we haven't seen in some time. She is this world's mother goddess, after all, so if threatened she will come to offer reprieve. Morganna looks almost amused at how much destruction had been wrought by the actions of, truly, one man and those he had strung along. Morganna will not punish nor reveal them, but she will speak on the matter: "Those wishing for this to end, rejoice. I have birthed verbena upon your doorsteps. Take another's hand, light a candle and burn the flowers. Whisper 'lights out' three times together, and pray to send some of your magic to me. I need as many of you to do it as possible, or else I will not be able to freeze time fast enough to stop the calamity from engulfing this place afterward when I complete the ritual shutter."
That is all she says. The ritual won't do much if only one person does it outside of today as Morganna is keeping secret what she does on her end to complete it. If your character's name is possessed by the fairy queen, they will be forced to participate in this ritual so they may notice something odd if they weren't intending to do it. After the ritual is complete, all personal rituals will be voided and need to be recast. (This includes things like brownie summoning spells or the banishing of lesser frost fairies if your character was doing that from last year to keep their house warm.) This will also cause both the sun and moon to black out for about a day afterward, so you may want to get on board with artificial lighting or spells until a party heading to Celliwig to repair that ritual can get out there in about a day's time. The most dangerous ritual that has been broken will be the time freeze. Morganna uses everyone's magic to give herself superspeed to recomplete the ritual to recast it, along with a significant portion of the Isle of Avalon's itself that had been built up in surplus having everyone here for so long. However, there are still 2 seconds in which the massive event that threatens the multiverse can move forward. It is now visible in the sky to the north during the night even without being at the End of the World, and will stay that way for the duration of isleofavalon until the multiverse is saved. It is outright terrifying if you travel to the End of the World now, taking up the majority of the sky. For a month afterward, those who participated may find themselves fatigued without clear cause... but in general, magic will be misbehaving and causing accidents for everyone for about the next month.

Comments

[arf]

The guinea pigs are in dire need of tiny cakes, didn't you hear!? I was talking to this one who has like, space cowboy vibes... anyway! He was saying they didn't have enough bakers to get it done in time, so he asked for my help! And I wanted to help them, but I'm not great at baking so I thought supervision would be nice and you've got way bigger ovens than my little one at the apartment so we can bake way more at once if you let me use your kitchen!

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[Well, at least he was smart enough to realize he needs supervision. Azul sighs.]

And how will you pay for use of my kitchens? Those take time and effort to clean, you know.

[arf]

Um... um...

[ He blinks a couple of times. Wait something doesn't add up here. ]

They don't just clean themselves!?

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[. . .

No, no, Azul isn't going to hide his utter shock at how dumb Taichi is this time. Just some mild open mouth staring for a moment before he shakes his head.]

No? Why would they? I'm not going to enchant anything to clean itself, that is one of the first things we learn not to do at NRC.

[arf]

But you cook so much stuff, how is it not a disaster zone!?

[ Shocking.. ]

Th-Then! I'll cast a brownie summoning spell! All you do is leave a little piece of cake in the circle every night and they'll come clean everything for you!

[ That's a good price to pay, right!? ]

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Nonmagical cleaning, obviously.

[But, oooh. That is a very good offer. Azul moves his tablet aside to pull out a blank contract and a pen, quickly writing something down.]

And how long would this spell last?

[arf]

[ What's that? Taichi's parents and then Omi always cleaned up after him :') ]

It'll stop if you break the circle peacefully! However, you gotta make sure that you always put a little piece of cake in there too. If there's no cake, they'll show up and make a huge mess and won't come back until it's cast again. They also won't show up if you try to watch for them all night.

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I can do that. They're not picky, are they?

[He finishes writing out a contract and hands it over to Taichi to sign.]

On the dotted line, please.

[arf]

Nope. As long as it's cake, they're happy! But like, real cake not like.. whatever westerners call rice cakes? I bought one of those trusting it was cake once and had to rush back to the store after trying a nibble because it was just styrofoam with cinnamon on it!

[ Taichi's eyes widen. A real contract!! This is so professional!! ]

Alright! Hehe~ [ He signs it:

★☆★Azul-san's BFF★☆★


Enjoy reading that signature, Azul. ]

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[At least it's a signature that is clearly and obviously Taichi's.

But does he have him correct that "BFF" thing? Eh, he'll find white-out later or something.

Azul signs under Taichi's name and promptly rolls the contract up to be put in his safe later.]

Right, to the kitchens. And if these brownies don't do their job, it'll be on you.

[arf]

Oh! I'm supposed to ask for a copy of it right? I got in trouble for not doing that with something with the theater... you can get it later though, let's get baking!

[ He picks up his big cooler he'd been dragging and and starts heading toward where he'd seen people coming out with food before, assuming that's where the kitchen is. ]

Hehe, thanks. I was really worried you were gonna say no, but I thought it'd be really fun to do something together since we usually only chat online so far!

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[He'll be sure to make a copy later, if only because he's impressed by whoever taught Taichi to ask for copies. Most people don't think to.]

I have some of the feathers that I was going to use for cakes myself. [And Taichi offered a worthy exchange.] Why not do it all at once? Though if you make anything explode, you will pay with real money to replace it.

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[arf]

[ With Sakyo and Izumi doing most of the paperwork for the theater despite that Taichi is the owner, he learned that he has to get them a copy of anything he does. Unless he wants to hide it from Sakyo, they probably have a stack of anything Taichi signs unless it's an autograph (he wishes)... ]

With your expert supervision, there's no way anything will explode, right?

[ At the very least, Taichi does a lot better with help in the kitchen than on his own.. ]

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One can only hope!

["If it does it's on you."

Azul flags down one of the bussers to have them tell the kitchen that he and Taichi are using it to bake cakes, so when they reach it the kitchen is largely empty and mostly cleared. Plenty of space to work with.]

Now, what's in the cooler?

[arf]

[ Taichi, who has no real sense of self-preservation, completely misses the unspoken threat. ]

I brought a bunch of stuff I think guinea pigs can eat so we can pick out ingredients!

[ He opens it up. Inside, there are some correct answers like oats and bananas for binding and plain yogurt, but there are also things like edible glitter, skittles-flavored yogurt, and plant-based proteins like beyond sausage (since guinea pigs are vegetarian). ]

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[Well, at least he's not totally hopeless. Azul starts to bring out the actually useful stuff.]

Keep that glitter out of my kitchen. What they say about glitter and arts and crafts applies just as much here, and I don't have a station set up to contain it right now.

[arf]

[ That's fine if Azul takes those out, Taichi will take the rest of the stuff out! Except the glitter apparently, which he was in the process of taking out when Azul said not to, and is slowwwwly putting back in the cooler. ]

It's fine if there's a little glitter in your life though, isn't there? Heh, it'll make you sparkle, Azul-san!

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No. No glitter. Not even seaweed glitter. No.

[If he wants to sparkle that's what pixie dust is for. No glitter!]

And it's just Azul, please.

[arf]

Seaweed glitter!?

[ He shoots up straight and fumbles the glitter vial-- bounce once, bounce twice--!!

..He caught it! ]

...Safe! [ Breath caught.. ] The only person I don't use something with is Hikaru... hm.. then... how about a nickname?

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[Sense of dread increasing...]

Such as?

[arf]

Hmmm...

[ He's got to think about this one. ]

Azu-chan!

[ He tried to just do the Az but his pronunciation is bad when it comes to non-Japanese words, so he really ended up only dropping the last letter.. ]

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...that sounds cutesy. I...I am not cute?

[arf]

You're not?

[ He sounds surprised, looking like he's got to think.]

I don't know, you've got kind of that gentleman thing going but you get flustered sometimes, I would say it's not cute, but like in a classy and dignified way.

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I have never. What. People find that cute?!

[arf]

Absolutely! Trust me, I've spent the last few years studying popularity. The gap between a gentleman and flustered behavior is a big turn-on for a lot of people! Plus, you add in glasses, which are becoming increasingly popular and are able to transform the face on their own, and you've got a lot of appeal. Azu-chan totally works because of it!