Zidane, unfortunately, raises a very valid point. He would have to walk all the way back home to take his shower. As if it isn't bad enough having people stare because of his prior infamy, having them think him a sexual degenerate would be even worse.

"...Fine. Fine! But you are not going to push me in!" He stomps over to the riverbank, loosening his tie as he goes. Despite his assertion, he halts on the bank, staring at the cold water with a grimace.