[Though whether he's talking to Emet or to the monster that'd gotten a little too close is unclear. It's a good job Bruno is really good at dodging.]
Look, friend, I just came to see what in the world a 'sushi monster' even is! I didn't ask... whoever that was to hand me a sword and tell me to fight it! He just comes right up, all 'Hey, amigo, you look like you could use a weapon, here you go, have fun!' Well, I am not having fun, Señor Giver-Of-Swords-To-People! You should've thought people would get curious about a monster made out of food and I dunno, cordon off the area! But no, he lets any old person just wander in, 'hello, there's a giant thing that smells delicious, I wonder what it is...'
[This whole time he's been blathering he's also been flailing and has managed to slice off a couple nice cuts of sashimi.]
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[Though whether he's talking to Emet or to the monster that'd gotten a little too close is unclear. It's a good job Bruno is really good at dodging.]
Look, friend, I just came to see what in the world a 'sushi monster' even is! I didn't ask... whoever that was to hand me a sword and tell me to fight it! He just comes right up, all 'Hey, amigo, you look like you could use a weapon, here you go, have fun!' Well, I am not having fun, Señor Giver-Of-Swords-To-People! You should've thought people would get curious about a monster made out of food and I dunno, cordon off the area! But no, he lets any old person just wander in, 'hello, there's a giant thing that smells delicious, I wonder what it is...'
[This whole time he's been blathering he's also been flailing and has managed to slice off a couple nice cuts of sashimi.]