That's cute and all, but I can't believe you didn't even think we'd hit friendship level after I sent you a custom handmade Christmas gift and stuff. Seriously?

[He has not acknowledged the gift out loud until now. It's still kind of embarrassing that it happened at all. It was a vulnerable thing for him to do, for everyone, but especially for her! But now that low-level embarrassment fades into the background of disbelief. Really, Fujimaru?]