Hey... come on, it could be worse.

[Yeah, that'll reassure her!!!]

I know a lot of shit happens around here, but at least the damn stone didn't make us spontaneously combust or anything.

[Small mercies???]

Now get a grip and stop crying; you're a knight in the service of King Arthur! I'll go with you to your house and corroborate your story, and then we can set to researching how to reverse this.