[Compared to an actual body injury, something like that is just gourdgeous.

Drake had just been building up his confidence when That happened. Drake quickly ducks down under the pumpkin and raises a leg to kick it away!]

Whoa! Thanks for the save there, Ochako. I- I just let my guard down for a second! BTW, I'm pretty sure real magpies aren't so bad!

[He says that and assumes a fighting position as he squares off against this pumpkin, which looks like another of his directions. This one has the image of another duck, but a jester-like one.] Oh great, it's Quackerjack!