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It's never truly a disaster, just call it an interlude, a coming soon
⚔️️ WHAT: An open catch-all for CR and random hijinks. Souma is out and about and attempting to be social as he tries to note how many things he is grateful for here, following the event aftermath. His familiar is trying to ruin his efforts.
đź•’ WHEN: Weekend afternoon at the farmer's market and a nearby café
🗺️ WHERE: main drag of Avalon
⚠️ WARNINGS: snake? Possible mild cursing? Will add if necessary
I prefer brackets, present tense! But will match prose
1. Trying is a Good Thing
Souma is waiting at a little table on the café's terrace, seated near a bubbling fountain under the dappled shade of a large willow tree. The table is wrought iron and the top made of this uneven basket weave texture, and he finds this really strange. He pokes it from time to time in suspicion.
He hasn't ordered anything to drink yet other than a glass of water. In front of him on the bizarrely formed table is a workbook and a pencil-- his homework from the basic literacy class he is taking. Souma stares at it, scratches his messy mop of dark wavy fluff hair, and presses his lips together.
Somehow, it feels he is on the verge of discovering something. He stares harder.
The blurry gray printed shapes on the page kind of look like tangled-up vines after the garden is cut back in winter, he observes silently to himself. Or perhaps like the things that his best friend calls noodles, all piled up into a bowl. Or, wait, he thinks. Maybe they are like earthworms and bugs wriggling all over the place and scattering when you turn loamy earth over with a shovel. Souma thinks that explains a lot. The characters and shapes do kind of seem to wriggle right out of the grasp of his mind?
Behind him, his familiar Kokuryuu gives a little derisive huff, almost like a snort. Souma looks at the large, pitch black snake with a calm and neutral expression, and thinks clearly, nobody asked your input. This is met with an eye roll from the snake, who looks away and waves his tail as if he is trying to fan a bad smell away. (Though, to be fair-- with the things Kokuryuu has been eating, this may be something he actually needed to do). Souma has been suspicious lately that the serpent can hear his thoughts. That sure seemed like possible proof.
He turns his gaze back to his study and carefully lifts the pencil from the open workbook and ducks his head down closer to the page and squint, preparing to write an answer of some kind on the flat, black lines. It feels like he is abandoning these poor letters to die pathetically here, placing a still-living warrior on a barren battlefield to die without honour. I, he writes slowly and carefully, doing his best to keep the top and bottom lines straight as pins. (Godspeed, brave shapes. You did not deserve this distortion. May you all find your way to the Buddha's side.)
I am 25
Oh, that part is disconcerting. The 2 and the 5 are weirdly similar and he feels like they switch places even as he watches. He feels unsure which is which all of a sudden, like they flipped around and now it's 52. Or is it SZ?
I am 2S years old.
My nem is 5ouma.
I am from Kagero
It is small farm
He pauses, reads it, turns the pencil with great caution, and ever-so-slowly erases. Then rewrites.
Kaegeo is a village, of small farm
Here he pauses again, and wrinkles his nose in thought. This doesn't look right.
Some village are big citiys, but, my village is very small. A village of farms. If you go three you can see--
Souma pauses again and can't help let out a small chuckle at things that pop into his mind, and he rests on one elbow while bringing a hand to cover what, unchecked, might turn into a smirk. Cow dung? People getting too drunk at festivals? Warped parochial systems of justice that award rightness to those who have the loudest voice and the most social influence?
forest, he writes, ultimately. If you go three you can see forest. Very--
But Kokuryuu's head perks up then, and Souma realizes he is not alone here in this terrace corner. He looks up, pencil poised in the air like a calligraphy brush. His expression is completely blank for the moment as he looks right at the approaching person, cautiously watching like a deer alerted to footsteps.
"Hello," he offers, baritone voice dry. He wipes the sweat from the palm of his left hand on the lap of his kimono.
2. Coffee is a Good Thing
Inside the coffee shop, Souma is standing in line to place an order. He is staring up at the board behind the cafe employees, where all of the items for sale are written. He has one finger on his lower lip in a thought gesture and moves his eyes across the lines of writing, but doesn't actually read a thing. He knows how to read the word "coffee," as well as "chocolate," but lo and behold, he didn't know that the words "coffee" and "chocolate" are not usually visible on a coffee shop's menu.
Instead he is listening to what other people are ordering. His usual scheme is to just repeat what someone else says for their order, so he waits until the person ahead of him begins to say what they want. But that is when the person in front of him rattles off this hideous list of at least ten things they request for the humble workers to do to modify their drink order, and the sheer audacity has Souma staring openly at the person, judging them with a grimace as they walk away to await the product of their ridiculousness.
"Greetings, sir, what manner of coffee drink shall I serve you," chirps the young woman standing behind the wooden counter, and Souma is surprised to see that he is now in the front and that he cannot just say "get me what he ordered" in this case, because it would just be cruel. Not to mention, make him just as much of an ass as the previous customer surely is. He won't be convinced that he is wrong about that.Caught off guard, he blinks rapidly three times, then turns to the person behind.
"Y-you may go ahead of me," he offers, ducking his head slightly. He gestures for the person to move ahead of him in line. "I do not know what I want."
3. Discipline is a Good Thing"Kokuryuu. Drop it." Souma's voice comes across clear and firm, in the middle of the hustle and bustle of the open air market place. "No. You will put that back this instant."
A pause. As you move forward in the crowded thoroughfare, you get to a place where you can see that shoppers have stopped to watch Souma trying to discipline a ten-foot demon snake. There is a basket on Souma's arm, and he is pointing at the parcel of meat that the snake is holding in its mouth.
"If you do not put that back, you will sleep on your own tonight," he says, sternly, but his voice still seems a bit monotone.
"Counting to three. Then, you lose your bed privileges. One."
Kokuryuu tips his nose haughtily up into the air as if to say, hmph! to Souma's threat.
"TWO." Souma's low voice rises with a sharp, commanding tone.
Rapidly, Kokuryuu turns and replaces the parcel of meat back on the merchant's table as if trying to do it as fast as physically possible.
"Three."
The serpent flicks his tongue out impassively, avoiding Souma's gaze like a defiant brat. Souma hitches his shopping basket up higher on his arm and gives a huff of air out of his nose, mouth pinching to the side in an unimpressed deadpan expression. "That is what I thought," he mutters under his breath, voice flat.
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