[He's not really one to talk, given that his idea of preparing the goose (once properly dead) would consist of crudely plucking it and leaving the rest to his campfire.
By now people are staring, and damn it, there's another kid asking his mother what the man is doing with the goose and if it's okay, so he hastily sets it down and gives it a few pats on the head - only for it to puke on his shoes as it recovers from the near-death-experience.]
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[He's not really one to talk, given that his idea of preparing the goose (once properly dead) would consist of crudely plucking it and leaving the rest to his campfire.
By now people are staring, and damn it, there's another kid asking his mother what the man is doing with the goose and if it's okay, so he hastily sets it down and gives it a few pats on the head - only for it to puke on his shoes as it recovers from the near-death-experience.]
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