"With your obnoxiously long legs--" and they were obnoxious. Obnoxiously distracting. "--I think fireman might be the easiest."

Once they were all at the riverbank where the bridge invisibly touched this side, he crouched and picked Crowley up, hefting him over his shoulder with a small grunt of effort, stabilizing him with an arm around his legs and a hand on his arm.

"Up you go, heave ho."