[Whoops. Apothecary crash, the most dangerous kind of crash! Kadoc was headed there himself with a sack of poisonous mushrooms, and it's a good thing mushrooms are not a liquid, because those also go flying everywhere—more harmlessly, though. Unless someone nearby is really, really determined to test the five second rule, and also never learned not to shove strange mushrooms in their mouth.
They can probably wait for a minute. First Kadoc has to sputter in shock, reeling back and automatically trying to brush the potion off his body. That doesn't work so well with a potion. Eugh!]
Shit—sorry, I—what the hell is this?!
[ . . . That is what he says. And that's what he hears himself say.
how many times can Claude fuck up in this post (another 1)
They can probably wait for a minute. First Kadoc has to sputter in shock, reeling back and automatically trying to brush the potion off his body. That doesn't work so well with a potion. Eugh!]
Shit—sorry, I—what the hell is this?!
[ . . . That is what he says. And that's what he hears himself say.
However, this is what Claude will hear him say.]