[There's just another stretch of heavy silence before he finally releases a just as heavy sigh, fingertips pressed against his brow.]

Fine. It's clear you're deadset on this and I'd rather go along with it than have you try something on your own.

[Well. Not that he's certain she would, but he gets the sense that Tifa would try to do something to help and he'd rather have a finger on it instead of something unexpected happening.]

Dating... [Now he's scowling for a different reason.] Even if it's fake—no, even more because it is we'd have to be convincing. But maybe we don't have to do too much since it seems like even standing next to each other is enough to set her into blind jealousy...

[...Ugh...]