[It is very, very rare that Eustace is unable to comprehend and work with whatever is thrown his way. He usually factors in every possibility so that he can be prepared for anything.
This?
He could never prepare for this.
So his mind is a complete blank before he hastily retreats back around the corner, gripping the towel around and is forever grateful that he has decency to always have one on since he has a housemate. ...Though if this had been back at his original apartment—
ALL RIGHT LET'S NOT THINK ABOUT THAT.
Anyway, although he's still flustered, he's also quick to regain some composure.]
............Who let you—no, I can figure it out. [He remembers seeing that stupid smirk on his stupid familiar's face—!!!] Just. Wait there.
[Nope, he can't do this. He needs to get dressed and face her properly instead of trying to converse like......this. Anyway, that's definitely the sound of a distant door closing as he goes to do just that.]
EVERYONE REGRETS
This?
He could never prepare for this.
So his mind is a complete blank before he hastily retreats back around the corner, gripping the towel around and is forever grateful that he has decency to always have one on since he has a housemate. ...Though if this had been back at his original apartment—
ALL RIGHT LET'S NOT THINK ABOUT THAT.
Anyway, although he's still flustered, he's also quick to regain some composure.]
............Who let you—no, I can figure it out. [He remembers seeing that stupid smirk on his stupid familiar's face—!!!] Just. Wait there.
[Nope, he can't do this. He needs to get dressed and face her properly instead of trying to converse like......this. Anyway, that's definitely the sound of a distant door closing as he goes to do just that.]