Irhya grins slowly, and it becomes clear after just a moment that it's predatory. This poor boy has no idea the beast he's prodding at.

"Listen, I would do stupid things to see him topping you." Her ears fold back, just a little. "But don't you go getting me wound up about it if you don't plan on following through. And hey, what's this cafe story I'm hearing about? What'd you do?"