"And mages are far too squishy to take hits," she says with a laugh. "So I guess I'll just have to defend the both of you. For now."

Not that she's terribly interested in becoming a proper "knight" here, given how against-the-grain her job actually is. "Besides, they'd hate me as an actual knight," she adds, "I guarantee you. I prefer not to run with or against them; I clean up what messes they leave behind."