'Like they used to?!' Since when did they make shirts lava proof, Hawk?!
[But now Darin's cranky and armed with a pickax. Maybe if they can stun the little bastard, they can escape and when it wakes up it'll catch up with its pod.]
[Darin bobs and weaves, dodging jets of lava spewed from the slime, zeroing in on one of the spots Hawk had frozen. He winds up, slaps on another strength buff, and slams the pickax into the slime like he was going for a homerun. The force of the strike shatters the metal pickax in Darin's hand and he backpedals quickly.]
[The good news is that it seems the slime is stunned.]
[The bad news? Well, have you ever seen someone who was full take a shot to the stomach? Apparently this shot was powerful enough to make the slime regurgitate...whatever it is that's inside a slime. In this case? A wave of lava.]
Oh come on! Hawk, we gotta gooooooo!
[Darin turns tail and races away from the cascading lava flow, hopefully with Hawk on his heels, completely oblivious to the fact that the proximity to the lava has burned away more of his clothes and is continuing to do so.]
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[But now Darin's cranky and armed with a pickax. Maybe if they can stun the little bastard, they can escape and when it wakes up it'll catch up with its pod.]
[Darin bobs and weaves, dodging jets of lava spewed from the slime, zeroing in on one of the spots Hawk had frozen. He winds up, slaps on another strength buff, and slams the pickax into the slime like he was going for a homerun. The force of the strike shatters the metal pickax in Darin's hand and he backpedals quickly.]
[The good news is that it seems the slime is stunned.]
[The bad news? Well, have you ever seen someone who was full take a shot to the stomach? Apparently this shot was powerful enough to make the slime regurgitate...whatever it is that's inside a slime. In this case? A wave of lava.]
Oh come on! Hawk, we gotta gooooooo!
[Darin turns tail and races away from the cascading lava flow, hopefully with Hawk on his heels, completely oblivious to the fact that the proximity to the lava has burned away more of his clothes and is continuing to do so.]