Crowley huffed and crossed his arms over his chest... As if he wanted to don armor again and fight some rival Black Knight. As if he stood a chance against a trained knight even if he did.
"It's not like I have a sword anymore," the door jam made a lovely place to lean back against whilst one was trying to find a cool way of slithering out of this, "It was really more decorative anyway. Yeah, you get out there in the middle of a soggy field, wave a sword around a few times... Most people take the hint and leave. I've never actually had to battle anyone."
Which clearly made him a very reliable battle partner.
"Are you actually planning a direct confrontation?"
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Crowley huffed and crossed his arms over his chest... As if he wanted to don armor again and fight some rival Black Knight. As if he stood a chance against a trained knight even if he did.
"It's not like I have a sword anymore," the door jam made a lovely place to lean back against whilst one was trying to find a cool way of slithering out of this, "It was really more decorative anyway. Yeah, you get out there in the middle of a soggy field, wave a sword around a few times... Most people take the hint and leave. I've never actually had to battle anyone."
Which clearly made him a very reliable battle partner.
"Are you actually planning a direct confrontation?"